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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:14 pm Post subject:
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>GET KNIFE
>You attempt to pick up the knife but the growl tosses you into a tree. It's a mother fucking gorilla._
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>MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY
>Oh yeah, this shit is hot. Having the shit kicked out of you by a gorilla has always been your biggest sexual fantasy._
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>IT'S A POLAR BEAR
>SYNTAX ERROR_
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>MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY WITH KNIFE
>You don't have your knife right now but if you did you'd totally stab your dick._
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>USE GUN TO END LIFE
>Using the gun like a blunt club, you blungeon yourself over the head until your skull caves in. Everything goes black.
You open your eyes to find yourself at the pearly gates with St. Peter. He says that dispite the fact you spent your last seconds masturbating to a gorilla he's going to let you into heaven. He tells you that in heaven everyone gets to do thier favorite thing for the rest of eternity. What would you like to do?_
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>USE PHONE TO PLAY TETRIS
>You sit on a puffy cloud and play Tetris for the rest of time. Over the millenia you become quite good at it, eventually challenging Jesus himself. He beats you of course but you still feel good about having met someone famous.
THE END
Score: -12 out of 500
Would you like to play again? Y/N_ _________________
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