Gender: Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1255 Status: User
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:45 am Post subject:
You know you're one of my top bros, bro, because you got my back. And I got yours. You're my bro. But you went above and beyond the other night, bromaldehyde. You really did. Saving me that seat at the Velvet Revolver show, even though all those other bros were trying to get up front, bro? So clutch.
You are truly a god among bros.
Just when I think you're as solid as a bro can get, you raise the very definition of brodom to new heights. You're like a brogle, soaring to the farthest reaches of the atbrosphere. Seriously. If it weren't for you and your extreme brobility to hook a bro up when it is most croosh, I'd have been stuck in some bitch-ass seat, cramped all in the corner with a bunch of bitch-asses, bro. But you stepped up. You brovercame all obstacles to help a bro out. This is the kind of shit that makes bros for life.
Brody, I was so stoked when you told Gina to go eat a fat one after she asked if she could have your other ticket, even though you knew you could probably get a pretty deese HJ from her. Bros before hos, bro. That's what I'm talking about.
You are the king of all bros. Brotankhamen. You are the Ayatollah Bromeini. You are Broseidon, lord of the brocean.
But this is just one of many times you've fallen on a grenade for me, brozo. Who took the blame when I broke Skeeter's bong and fucking Skeeter was all fucking pissed? You, bro. Who was the first to bro up and carry that fucking keg of Killian's up four flights of stairs for Duke's surprise party? You, bro. Who was the only Bromo sapien on the planet to tell me he thought the brand-new rims on my F-350 were the shit even though everyone else was all, like, fucking not that excited about them? Bro, you know it was you. You're my broheim supremo, bro, and don't you ever forget it.
I'm so fucking glad we're bros, bro!
I've long admired your absolute broficiency in all things bro-related, and the way you've always carried yourself in a brofessional manner. I consider you a brole model. When I was new in this town, you took me under your wing and showed me the bropes. And I will always preesh that. Not only did you school me in proper brotocol, but you were a spiritual leader, a confidant, and, more importantly, a bro. You taught me how to be true to my inner bro and to bros around me. You are a real bro. Not a fake bro, like those other douches. I hate fake bros, bro. Faux breaux. Fuck that. No, really, bro…you're practically a bro-ther to me.
Look at you, blasting in like Rambro and firing off your launcher like nobrody's business, bro. Serious Brotosaurus Rex action. Brodius Maximus. I'm not big on labels, but you, more than any of the wiggers, bitches, goth chicks, dorks, homos, or Mexicans I know, are absolutely beyond rebroach.
In fact, your brotitude is so brossential that, in many ways, you are the ultimate brototype: You sprung out of the brotean ooze at the very broment of creation, unformed, unmolded, and became the ultimate bro, more powerful than any who came brofore. I don't fear your power, bro, but I respect it. And I will always brobey it.
Brosemite Sam. Potassium Bromide. Brobi Wan Kenobi. Brover Norquist.
Like Broseph Stalin, you are leading the way to the dictatorship of the broletariate. It is truly revbrolutionary. Like the Bro v. Wade of our generation. You brobliterate the enemy from the very peak of Mt. Brolympus. That's some shit. That's brolific. But that's the kind of bro you are.
Bro-S.A.! Bro-S.A.! I'm so pumped right now! Bro-S.A.!
You are the epitome of bro, in every brossible way, and that's the Bro's honest truth, bro. I may have a bropensity for broverstatement, but this no mere hyperbrole: You are 100 brocent, absbrolutely the broest. Brotally.
I wish I had the words to describe what a good friend you are, dude. _________________ You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 2774 Status: User Location: Tashkent, PA
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:29 am Post subject:
So if I could lend me your eyes and minds, I'd like to take a moment to explain the brosanity here.
*It all started when my friend found this meme on /v/. It was hilarious, we ran with it.
*A few days ago I saw a youtube channel with this meme in it and I lost it, it was too funny to find people who knew it.
*This morning I felt like getting other people on the joke, so I made a huge event page on facebook, and invited all my friends. Here's the description, and keep in mind that I edited it slightly to fit the needs of the event after people started being shitheads about it:
IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 BROS THEN YOU ARENT A BRO
to quote my partner in crime "what babies." what fucking babies.
let me make it a little easier for you. this is how I explained to Paul Fleck, who I have decided is unilaterally a bro:
1) If you just click "attend" for this event, you are a bro.
2) If you post the ASCII and text above to 5 bros, you are a bro.
3) If you do both of the above, you are B-R-O BRO.
4) If you do neither, think this is "stupid," or don't "have time" you are not only NOT a bro, but have been trolled by the easiest trick in the book and need to reconsider your lot in life.
5) If you click "maybe attending" you are definitely way too into this, and are therefore a psychobro.
6) If you click "maybe attending" and post this to 5 bros, we should get married.
Got it? Fuck you guys. BE BROS.
Never did I think it would legitimately weed out the assholes from my friends list, and troll the everloving shit out of many of them.
When my friend from class declined to attend, I confronted her about it. What I got from the conversation was that she took herself too seriously to even press the fucking "attend" button.
Some people were just like "stop sending me invitations." Others said things like "I don't have time for this."
And lastly this guy I know named Ken had a fucking field day:
Quote:
I hate to say it, but this was so freshman/myspace that I actually had to remove you from my "friends list" just so I could avoid ever possibly receiving a message like this from you or any of your associates ever, ever again.
I mean what the hell. Now I know who takes themselves too seriously, and by association who I can trust and enjoy the company of. There's some trimming to be done.
But you guys? All fucking bros. From day one til the end of time. FIRE IT UP _________________
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