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the snuggler
ohhh yeeahh
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| possums wrote: | | I FUCKING LOVE YOU |
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possums
c'mon
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| Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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| TeamAmerica wrote: | | possums wrote: | | I FUCKING LOVE YOU |
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And the reason I said this:
Don't fap too hard!
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Christo
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| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:39 am Post subject: |
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you don't know this guy but
mattaroons! says:
i have to tell you a story of the stupidest thing i've ever heard
Christo says:
kk
mattaroons! says:
i went on a date with a girl from my history class without realizing that she was incredibly stupid and quite possibly mentally retarded. not really, but you know.
mattaroons! says:
so, she is a third year psych major, specializing in abnormal psychology. we start talking about obsessive compulsive disorder and she says what is probably the best thing i've ever heard
mattaroons! says:
"i'm afraid of catching OCD, so I try not to wash my hands too much."
Christo says:
oh god
Christo says:
you sure she wasn't joking?
Christo says:
wait, try NOT to wash her hands?
Christo says:
WHAT?
Christo says:
ughh
mattaroons! says:
i am absolutely sure she was serious
mattaroons! says:
i nearly shat myself
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Otogi-san
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| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:01 am Post subject: |
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| Hahahahaha, oh man. |
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the bunk
requiem for a bro
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President Logan: also i think [walt disney] assassinated jfk more on that theory later
englodroheim: JFK's last words,
englodroheim: "IT WAS ERR-AHH THE WOP IN THE WINDOW"
englodroheim: but it was muffled
englodroheim: in all caps, but muffled
President Logan: ERR AAH U DIDNT WANT TO TAKE ME OUT FO' CHOWDAH AT ALL MISTAH DISNEY
President Logan: ah ha
englodroheim: ERR AHH
President Logan: jfk captioning thread
englodroheim: yeah
President Logan: ERR AAAH
englodroheim: QUITE short lived
englodroheim: ERR AHH, TIMMY THERE ARE THREE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE:
englodroheim: WEENAH
President Logan: yes every caption was the same
englodroheim: BONAHS
englodroheim: MY WIFE JACKIE
President Logan: AND ERR AH
englodroheim: AND A DISTANT THIRD WOULD BE DONGS
englodroheim: ERR AHH
President Logan: LETS ERR AH NOT FORGET THE MIGHTY ERECTION
President Logan: 'mr. president we're going to have to change this inauguration speech'
President Logan: NO WAY WE KEEP IT ERR AH
President Logan: AS IS
President Logan: LET ME ERR AH GET TO THE "MEAT" OF MY ARGUMENT
President Logan: ASK NOT WHAT YOUR BONER CAN DO FOR YOU,
englodroheim: BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO
englodroheim: ERR AHH
englodroheim: FOR YEAR BONER
President Logan: AND I THINK WE CAN ALL ERR AH REFLECT ON THAT
President Logan: ALL THE MALES ANYWAY
englodroheim: LADIES WITH WEENAHS TOO
President Logan: WOMEN ERR AH SHOULD ALSO THINK ABOUT BONERS AS WELL
President Logan: SPECIFICALLY MY BONAH
President Logan: ER AHH
President Logan: "mr. president this is becoming increasingly inappropriate"
President Logan: HOLD ON IM NOT ERR AH FINISHED
President Logan: NOW, THERE ARE SOME ERR AH "CRITICS" WHO SAY I AM NOT TOUGH ENOUGH WHEN IT COMES TO THE COLD BONAH
President Logan: BUT I WILL ERR AH PROMISE YOU THIS
President Logan: I HOLD MY BONAH UP TO THE HIGHEST STANDAHDS
President Logan: AND I WONT LET ANY DAMN RUSKIES ERR AHH OUT BONAH MY BONAH!
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Carlo Von Sexron
a sexy revolution
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| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 4:42 am Post subject: |
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Good.
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possums
c'mon
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:01 am Post subject: |
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englodroheim: I have a shirt that could make me look like Gary Gygax easily
BrahminyKite3: who is that
englodroheim: the guy who invented D&D
englodroheim: I know him only because of his hilarious name and recent death
englodroheim: also let me find a picture
englodroheim: AW YEAH
englodroheim: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Gygax
BrahminyKite3: oh my god haha
englodroheim: it's creepy
englodroheim: that I found that shirt
englodroheim: and thought
englodroheim: "hey a Gary Gygax shirt"
BrahminyKite3: the very first DDR fanboy
englodroheim: what
englodroheim: "the guy who invented D&D"
9:55 PM
BrahminyKite3: yeah
BrahminyKite3: so like
BrahminyKite3: the ultimate fanboy
englodroheim: of DDR?
englodroheim: where did you get that?
BrahminyKite3: because he MADE it
englodroheim: GOD
BrahminyKite3: so he's a the huegest fanboy rite
BrahminyKite3: LOL
englodroheim: "the guy who invented D&D"
englodroheim: ROFL YEAH
BrahminyKite3: GET IT?
BrahminyKite3: TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH JEEZIS
englodroheim: HAHAHA
englodroheim: MAN YOUR READING COMPREHENSION
englodroheim: OR HUMOR
englodroheim: IS STIFLING
BrahminyKite3: no I was trying to that DDR is weeabo
BrahminyKite3: LOL
englodroheim: what
englodroheim: and D&D is weeaboo?
BrahminyKite3:
BrahminyKite3: no it's not jk
englodroheim: what?
BrahminyKite3:
BrahminyKite3: I'm stoned
englodroheim: are you stoned?
EXACT SAME MOMENT
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Homestarrunnernet
Wastrel.
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| Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:11 am Post subject: |
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[22:09] Bearhawk Warsledge: http://www.petside.com/portal/site/PetSide/menuitem.44a0447ae939c6c5ab2f3b7ef93c2d04?conditionId=0b22d2d28d1b5110VgnVCM20000085c3d240RCRD
[22:09] Bearhawk Warsledge: go to dogs
[22:09] Bearhawk Warsledge: go to behavorial
[22:09] Bearhawk Warsledge: and then actions
[22:09] Bearhawk Warsledge: scroll to the bottom
[22:09] Wastrel: SUDDEN DEATH?!
[22:09] Bearhawk Warsledge: YES
[22:09] Bearhawk Warsledge: SUDDEN DEATH!
[22:09] Wastrel: AHHH FUCK
[22:09] Bearhawk Warsledge: WHAT THE HELL!?!
[22:09] Wastrel: MY DOG SUDDENLY DIED
[22:10] Wastrel: OK I THINK WE CAN DIAGNOSE THIS
[22:10] Wastrel: HOLD ON LEMME LOOK IT UP
[22:10] Bearhawk Warsledge: I'M GOING TO SEARCH THE INTERWEBESES |
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possums
c'mon
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| Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:26 am Post subject: |
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Between my friend and I-
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theplasmatorture: YES WE DID IT
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possums
c'mon
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| Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:01 am Post subject: |
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englodroheim: letters from shoulderdog
englodroheim: Dear Johnston,
englodroheim: I think it'd only be right if we got together and went over your mission statement. I read over the part where you describe criminalizing virginity and I think it needs some fine-tuning before we can show it to congress.
englodroheim: anyway rock steady,
englodroheim: *dog*
9:50 PM
formeragentbauer: ps. do you have any treats perchance
formeragentbauer: if so
englodroheim: no seriously I have not eaten in days
formeragentbauer: ill be chillin in my jeep
englodroheim: I've been in this Jeep since last Sunday
formeragentbauer: this bro keeps on passing me beer
formeragentbauer: and im just like
formeragentbauer: bro
formeragentbauer: im a dog
englodroheim: *dog*
formeragentbauer: Am Dog?
englodroheim: I mean it's delicious and all but I hear it's illegal in florida, where we are
englodroheim: anyway yea write back soon bro,
englodroheim: *dog*
formeragentbauer: PPS
formeragentbauer: seriously someone feed me
englodroheim: it's getting very dark
englodroheim: ...very, very dark
formeragentbauer: i question how i am still able to write, see, and be a dog in this light
englodroheim: maybe this is what life is all about
formeragentbauer: while still maintaining my "matter of fact" posture
englodroheim: it's kind of a "jack-of-all trades" posture
englodroheim: though interestingly not a "jack-off all AIDS" posture
englodroheim: that didn't work out too well at all
formeragentbauer: these two thoughts are separate, but similar in their own unique way
englodroheim: actually, let me tell you about my childhood
englodroheim: it all started about a year and a half ago
formeragentbauer: *trails off*
formeragentbauer: in conclusion, i cant drive
englodroheim: and Peoria will never be the same again
formeragentbauer: anyway
formeragentbauer: i gottsta be out
formeragentbauer: please send food
formeragentbauer: ill be the dog looking rather "matter of frank"
9:55 PM
englodroheim: there's only one!
englodroheim: *dog*
formeragentbauer: except my brother at that gay doghouse
formeragentbauer: dude is NOT a true bro......but he is a dog
englodroheim: and he is my brother
englodroheim: it's just his wrist (???) is turned slightly more downward
formeragentbauer: make sure you dont give that faggot any food
englodroheim: besides your COCK that is
englodroheim: sick bestial fuck
formeragentbauer: dude im sorry about that i need food
formeragentbauer: signed,
formeragentbauer: am dog
englodroheim: (pawprint)
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Seanie
kid with the will to funk
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| There's some real gold in this thread if you skip over all of sharp/rockman/cyber's posts. |
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