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Beyond the Grave · Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:25 pm Post subject:

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."
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Mavhunter · Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:33 pm Post subject:

Only 56 million?
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the bunk · Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:47 am Post subject:

I hate that joke. it's so predictable.
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the bunk · Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:14 am Post subject:

Go Zaq Go: whats a skeletons favorite drug?
FormerAgentBauer: what
FormerAgentBauer: tell me
Go Zaq Go: marrow-juana
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Steveo · Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:15 am Post subject:

Steveo · Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:50 am Post subject:

Sunday's sermon was---Forgive Your Enemies.

Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have
forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except
one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.

Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight." she replied.

"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a
person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said:

"I outlived the bitches!