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Yazz
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Chuck Norris doesnt read books, he stares at them until he gets the information he wants.
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Mavhunter
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| Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:38 am Post subject: |
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Norris played with the Who the day the drums exploded. It wasn't overpowered explosives - it was his god-powered guitar riff.
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Rocky Sullivan
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| Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:57 am Post subject: |
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If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
... shit I think I fucked up there.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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no, you won
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DJ The Stick
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| Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Mavhunter wrote: | | Norris played with the Who the day the drums exploded. It wasn't overpowered explosives - it was his god-powered guitar riff. |
Nope. That happened on the Smothers Brothers, and the audio was prerecorded. The drums didn't blow up when they recorded it, so Chuck must not have been playing guitar.
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Rocky Sullivan
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| Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:35 am Post subject: |
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| president logan wrote: | | no, you won |
oh good
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Mavhunter
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| Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:56 am Post subject: |
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| DJ The Stick wrote: | | Mavhunter wrote: | | Norris played with the Who the day the drums exploded. It wasn't overpowered explosives - it was his god-powered guitar riff. |
Nope. That happened on the Smothers Brothers, and the audio was prerecorded. The drums didn't blow up when they recorded it, so Chuck must not have been playing guitar.
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... he didn't have to be playing it, then.
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DJ The Stick
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| Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:03 am Post subject: |
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| Mavhunter wrote: | | DJ The Stick wrote: | | Mavhunter wrote: | | Norris played with the Who the day the drums exploded. It wasn't overpowered explosives - it was his god-powered guitar riff. |
Nope. That happened on the Smothers Brothers, and the audio was prerecorded. The drums didn't blow up when they recorded it, so Chuck must not have been playing guitar.
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... he didn't have to be playing it, then. |
No, the point is any member of the Who is way better than Chuck Norris at making music (and driving cars into hotel swimming pools in Keith's case) by about 500 times.
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Mavhunter
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...gasp.
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Yazz
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
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| Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his grass- he dares it to grow.
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Rocky Sullivan
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The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
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| Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:47 am Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris is currently sueing NBC, claiming that Law and Order stole the copywrited names of his right and left legs.
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If Anus Malone wildly shoots a gun in a large crowd, the bullet will invariably hit and kill a criminal.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have any pubic hair- because hair grow on steel.
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