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Steveo Da Bishop

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:59 am Post subject: The most gawd-AWFUL movies you've seen |
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This is where you discuss the most terrible, pee your pants,walk out of the theatre horrible type films youve seen.
Mine are:
Napoleon Dynamite - I thought it would have its perks, but It seemed like they were on Ritalin all through the movie. The ONLY thing I liked in it was the Llama.
Billy Madison - Reminds me of The Jerk
Meatballs 2 - Lacking Bill Murray, and starring a pre Peewee Herman, Paul Reubens
The Jerk - Steve Martins Worst movie _________________ MY BARF is TASTIER than Yours!!!
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Sploich

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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| The Jerk is the only Steve Martin movie I can sit through without thinking "How does he keep getting work?" |
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Empy Has just lost the game

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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I hated super suckers.
It was the only movie in which I actually hated it. It wasn't funny. at all.
Oh, and I saw Wedding Crashers this weekend, too. It sucked. Worst movie with Owen Wilson in it ever. _________________ beep beep I'm a jeep |
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the bunk requiem for a bro

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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wow. three out of four movies i really, really enjoyed.
and i mean, the jerk is steve martin's worst movie? wouldn't a title like cheaper by the dozen 2 or the pink panther be more deserving of that title?
actually, i'd go so far as to say the jerk was martin's best movie. does billy madison remind you of the jerk because it was sandler's best movie as well? because that is the only similarity i can see between the two. (other than they were both comedies) _________________
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Its_The_Sneak!!! Blocked by SOPA

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:04 pm Post subject: Re: The most gawd-AWFUL movies you've seen |
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| Steveo wrote: | | The Jerk - Steve Martins Worst movie | No, that'd be Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. _________________ Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
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Tacofiend Still a Visionary

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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I really hated that movie Walking Tall... Come to think of it, anything with the Rock in it usually is terrible. The only thing I can think of that was alright was The Scorpion King and Mummy Returns (he was only in that for a small amount of time though) _________________
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Christo

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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When I was in grade 8 I sat through every Pauly Shore movie ever made. Needless to say, they to my list. _________________
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the bunk requiem for a bro

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Christo wrote: | | Needless to say, they to my list. |
needless to say _________________
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Cyberpumpkin That thar, that's FUNNEH!

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Tacofiend wrote: | | Come to think of it, anything with the Rock in it usually is terrible. |
At the risk of throwing the thread off-topic: You forgot Be Cool, where he plays that (IMHO) high-larious gay cowboy hit man. |
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Terri

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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| president logan wrote: | wow. three out of four movies i really, really enjoyed.
and i mean, the jerk is steve martin's worst movie? wouldn't a title like cheaper by the dozen 2 or the pink panther be more deserving of that title?
actually, i'd go so far as to say the jerk was martin's best movie. does billy madison remind you of the jerk because it was sandler's best movie as well? because that is the only similarity i can see between the two. (other than they were both comedies) |
Hahahahaha, couldn't have said it better myself.
I hate Pauly Shore movies and anything with "The Rock" in it, too. Jesse Spano's performance in Showgirls was pretty much terrible, also. Ugh, and Wild Wild West. I friggin hate that movie.
Oh! And I almost forgot - Richard Gere's The Mothman Prophecies.
"What am I holding in my hand?"
(heavy breathing)
"Chapppp ssssstick."
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thoraxcorp

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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:42 am Post subject: |
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I Heart Huckabees... the worst movie I've ever seen. No, not just because Stewie said it on Family Guy. I'd seen the movie before that episode and when Stewie said it I thought, "I must not be the only one who thinks so". _________________ secret agent super dragon |
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Tsuta the SockMaster

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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:56 am Post subject: |
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The Johnson Family Vacation. I'm not exactly sure why I watched it :/ I can't really think of many bad movies I've ever seen... Though, I really hated The Matrix. So boring.
Though, speaking of Steve Martin, I love Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. _________________ Homsars Girl n. a bagpipe bent on engulfing the world in a mix of pepper and ketchup.
Our IRC channel is here! :]
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Rocky Sullivan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:35 am Post subject: |
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The Jerk isn't just Steve Martin's best movie, it's also one of the best comedies of all time. You're insane, Steveo. Completely insane! _________________
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the bunk requiem for a bro

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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:42 am Post subject: |
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i'd agree with that, actually. it's actually a movie i remember offhand when i'm asked what my favorite comedy is (that, dr. strangelove and the big lebowski) _________________
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Mavhunter The Magical Mr. Ringo

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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:04 am Post subject: |
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I didn't like Dr. Strangelove at all, except for the Nazi thing. It was just boring. Oh, worst movie? Star Wars one. I can't get past 5 minutes of it. _________________
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