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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

That's pretty hard to figure out when he puts them as different text. They aren't even geocities.

EDIT: after seeing that last one, yes, that is a bloody crowbar. Perhaps stylized looking, but it is definitely a bloody crowbar. I'm not so sure she died. I think she might have just snapped.

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:51 am Post subject:

HOLD IT!
Mr. Wright, she clearly committed suicide. What could you possibly-

Alright, I'll concede she committed suicide. However, it's not as clear-cut as it seems.

You were keen to point out the bloody crowbar. I guess we're to assume that was the method of suicide. However...

Earlier, you presented proof that she stepped in front of a train!

Okay, so I was wrong about the train. The bloody crowbar is indeed-

No Edgeworth, you were right!

WHAT? What do you mean?

Let's take a look at the facts again. This is the way I see it...

She was angry at her boyfriend about something. They had a fight.

It didn't end well. He broke up with her.

She was sad, understandably. But not for long.
Now, a crowbar isn't an easy instrument to commit suicide with... and it's especially hard to get that much of your own blood on it if you do, so the crowbar couldn't have been what killed her...

IT'S WHAT SHE USED TO KILL HER EX-BOYFRIEND!

Having done that, she felt remorse. Standing sadly on the train platform, she knew what she must do.

And the rest is in the cartoon. She was picked up by the fish train and departed the Earth station, eventually discarding her remaining Earthly baggage (her locket) before beginning her afterlife... in HELL.

So you see, this wasn't any normal suicide...

This was a MURDER-suicide!

I think Sharp was starting to think so too...
and this also agrees with me.
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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

Yes. I see you find that site fun. I actually made a flash with the judge in the style of objection to rebut you, but it kept taking too long to load due to music. I perfected it, but never uploaded it.

Ok, I've looked. I'm getting this. ITS, you were right, that's what I was thinking from the second I saw the crowbar. I'm pretty sure that conductor is either god or death. In conclusion: These are going to give me wet nightmares.

Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:30 am Post subject:

... so, which planet do the Japanese come from, again?
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fruiterian · Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:56 am Post subject:

They're from no known galaxy. We are yet to discover their true origins.

This is funky, actually. But I don't think I'd actually take all the time and effort to look into all of that. It's eeeenteresting. :3
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Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:58 am Post subject:

Eet ees eentereesteeng.

I'm assuming the Japanese come from the same galaxy as the French.
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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

I had a manga called world of narue once, with a pamphlet for planet japan.

It's not the first manga I've read with a Planet Japan either.

Empy · Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:30 am Post subject:

Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:50 am Post subject:

They're a race from this wacky underground sci-fi anime series. I doubt you've heard of it.
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Homestarrunnernet · Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:00 pm Post subject:

Case dismissed?

DJ The Stick · Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:04 pm Post subject:

fruiterian · Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:09 pm Post subject:

All of this makes me really really want to play Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

Are there any other toons with any other mysteries? :3
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:20 pm Post subject:

Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

Ok, that's blatant misuse.

At least you didn't hotlink them.

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:30 pm Post subject: