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 Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:22 am Post subject: Viruses are robots. |
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Like the flu.
"A typical virus is composed of a core of either DNA or RNA, surrounded by a protein coat, or a capsid"
Sound robotic enough?
Take a look at this illustration of a bacteriophage, which viruses are contained in:
OMFG ROBOT?
Not to mention both are nonliving, but appear living...
And they both cause death and destruction!
CONCLUSION:
VIRUSES ARE KILLER ROBOTS.
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they're as close to a robot as a biological entity usually gets, I guess...
They even reprogram cells to reproduce into more of them.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:24 am Post subject: |
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I have seen the evidence, and I support this theory.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:27 am Post subject: |
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| Its_The_Sneak!!! wrote: | they're as close to a robot as a biological entity usually gets, I guess...
They even reprogram cells to reproduce into more of them. |
This is the first time I've seen you support my ideas. 
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Bacteriophages attack bacteria though, not humans.
Flu virus look more like this: 
Plus, if you think about it cells are really just organic devices used to make chemical reactions occur. That's kinda like a robot. I guess.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:31 am Post subject: |
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| Christo wrote: | Bacteriophages attack bacteria though, not humans.
Flu virus look more like this:
Plus, if you think about it cells are really just organic devices used to make chemical reactions occur. That's kinda like a robot. I guess. |
Of course, IT'S THE MACHINE KING!
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So...
Now that we've found their secret how long is it til we all die of super AIDS?
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:39 am Post subject: |
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I've always thought phages looked more like lunar landers.
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and that, my friends, is science!
[insert terri's old avatar right here]
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Seriously. |
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| Terri wrote: |
Seriously. |
Hooray for Natalie Dee!
In other news, who do you think is to blame for the micro robots?
I have a theory they were made by computers in the future and sent to the ancient past to kill off humans... Sorta like in The Terminator.
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All cells will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. We are the micro-borg.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:09 am Post subject: |
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| Nightboomfer wrote: | | All cells will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. We are the micro-borg. |
Yeah, yeah. Think you're so powerful? Wait until cthulu eats you. |
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