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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:56 am Post subject: Democrats starting earlier

http://littledemocrats.net/

Why Mommy is a Democrat. New democrat propaganda masquerading as a children's book! We all know Mav was raised on an advance copy Wink

Now, I've only seen the three sample pages, but ... geez. Who would've thought that the easiest way to make democrat values look childish was to let them do it themselves?
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Terri · Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:32 pm Post subject:

Hahahaha, that is hilarious. I wonder if those blocks in the first sample page spells out some propaganda in code or something.

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine?

Mavhunter · Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:34 pm Post subject:

Ahahahahahaha. Oh, ITS, you make me laugh.
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:48 pm Post subject:

oh nooo, the big scary elephant is going to go tell the homeless guy to get a job!
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Mavhunter · Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:00 pm Post subject:

I was pointing out that they were hiding from an elephant, or a Republican, but I guess you just don't have a sense of humor...
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:01 pm Post subject:

yeah, and what do Republicans tell homeless people?
"Get a job."

In Soviet Russia, sense of humor... doesn't... have... you!
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Mavhunter · Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:02 pm Post subject:

Because they certainly haven't tried to get a job!
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:03 pm Post subject:

they certainly haven't tried hard enough.

Heck, even after you demmy-crats have given them the opportunities of government welfare and all those homeless shelters, they still freeze to death in the streets.

well, then again, a lot of homeless shelters are run by those evil churches. They're trying to feed the homeless with Jesus! They must be stopped, right?
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Mavhunter · Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:06 pm Post subject:

Maybe they don't have enough money to look presentable enough to be hired for a job...
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:13 pm Post subject:

ah yes, I see. They can't get a job 'cause of the fascist corporate whatchamacallits that won't hire a man if he's not in an expensive suit, even if it's to work in a mailroom. Capitalism is obviously failing, we should all be communist, and forced to share all our toys, no matter how hard we worked to get them. I mean, maybe in the beginning our mothers gave us toys with the stipulation that we should share, but then we worked hard and got toys of our own, and now mommy wants to rip them out of our hands and let the 3-year-old down the street play with them, and we all know he's going to break them. Geez, it's a wonder if that kid will ever learn to get his own toys instead of just borrowing and breaking everyone else's. Oh well.

That's why mommy's a dirty stinking democrat. Wink

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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Mavhunter · Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:19 pm Post subject:

For a Christo-Republican, you sure don't like giving to charity or benefiting your country and the environment! Neutral

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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:29 pm Post subject:

dude, my church is a charity. I give them money and they use it to go off and feed people in Africa, or build houses in New Orleans. In the end, I plan to be rich enough to be one of those philanthropists. I could build some museums... a couple concert halls... start my own international charity...
and the environment is doomed. Still, make me a cleaner car that's around the price of a dirty car and I'll drive the clean one.

Of course, you democrats don't want me to become a philanthropist, do you? You want to take all my money and leave me as poor as the average guy on the street. Well dangit, I earned that money, why the heck should I give it all to you? You didn't earn it.

Mavhunter · Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:31 pm Post subject:

Yes, because our taxes in this country are totally or near 100% of your yearly income!
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:33 pm Post subject:

I'm talking about if you had your way, commieMav.
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Mavhunter · Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:34 pm Post subject:

If I had it my way, people with more money would be giving more than people with less money, which should make sense, yes?
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