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Sharp
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 8:49 pm Post subject: |
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Bubba Joe had just finished frying up the chicken and was getting ready to serve. Suddenly, a train came from high above and landed on him. Miraculously, it broke the fall of the entire train, and everyone enjoyed delicious fried chicken. |
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Empy Has just lost the game
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 11:25 pm Post subject: |
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"Braaaains!" Shouted Empy as he began to gnaw on Sharp's head. _________________ beep beep I'm a jeep |
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Sharp
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:18 am Post subject: |
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Zompy broke through the skull of sharp's head only to cry out in pain, discovering not brains, but an assortment of pointy objects.
"Well that explains a lot." ITS said. Sharp continued to enjoy his fried chicken. |
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Empy Has just lost the game
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:29 am Post subject: |
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Empy moaned with displeasure to find that there were no brains, and he quickly set off to go eat Riley's brains. _________________ beep beep I'm a jeep |
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cyber95 Cheesy Special FX
Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 2845 Status: User Location: Not there.
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:32 am Post subject: |
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Riley munched on his fried chicken, and shot Empy's reanimated corpse in the face a few types, as he deboned the chicken and put it on a sandwich. _________________
.daerps em pleh ot erutangis ruoy otni em ypoC .suriv erutangis a ma I
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Sharp
Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:34 am Post subject: |
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Sharp reached into his head, pulled out a knife, and threw it at riley, providing ample time for him to steal and eat the sandwich. |
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cyber95 Cheesy Special FX
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:44 am Post subject: |
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The knife bounced off of Riley's metal body, and he punched Sharp for not capitalizing the names in his actions.
Riley then pulled a Mentox the Mind Taker and said "Wooo-eeeee-oooooh!"
Then he ate his delicious chicken sandwich. _________________
.daerps em pleh ot erutangis ruoy otni em ypoC .suriv erutangis a ma I
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Sharp
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:53 am Post subject: |
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Out of Sharp's stomach.
Please do not retrowrite. |
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cyber95 Cheesy Special FX
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:56 am Post subject: |
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As Riley finished eating what he thought was his delicious sandwich, he went to go get the splintery taste out of his mouth.
That better for you? _________________
.daerps em pleh ot erutangis ruoy otni em ypoC .suriv erutangis a ma I
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Xaqwais Squa
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 2:21 am Post subject: |
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Squa is watching the whole time, and then reanimates Empy's corpse. _________________
My image died! |
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Laurie All That Jazz
Gender: Joined: 03 Mar 2007 Posts: 519 Status: User Location: Just beyond reach
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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Laurie wandered back in the game after being gone for a few posts. She wondered if restarting it was a good idea or if the others has were tired of it. She sat down at a nearby piano and contemplated these thoughts while playing a recent composition. She hoped the music would not attract Empty's reanimated corpse. |
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Its_The_Sneak!!! Blocked by SOPA
Gender: Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 6077 Status: Moderator
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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But it did. _________________ Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust" |
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cow_with_gun
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 12:53 am Post subject: |
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In fact, the music attracted him in a way you wouldn't want ANY reanimated corpse. |
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Sharp
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:59 am Post subject: |
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Sharp decided that this would be a good time to mention that he likes zombies more than anyone, and if anyone should be a zombie, it should be him. He allowed the zombie virus to enter his blood from his headwound and became a zombie. Not noticing much difference, he continued eating his fried chicken.
Everybody wanted a piece of sharp's chicken; southern fried chicken, finger lickin'. |
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Its_The_Sneak!!! Blocked by SOPA
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:34 am Post subject: |
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I did not want a piece. I don't like chicken. _________________ Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust" |
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