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 Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:09 am Post subject: Harry Potter and the Uncomfortable Bunion |
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Figured we needed JUST ONE MORE Harry Potter thread, for the nonce.
SO! Who has embarassing doctor's visits to tell us about?
I could tell you all the one about the prostate examination. |
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My aunt had bunion surgery very recently... she has to be in a wheelchair for a while and then crutches.
I've never been in a hospital... except for being born and I don't think wisdom teeth count. Ah well.
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I watched a prostate exam the other day - does that count?
I also felt a newborn's testicles today. He had two. |
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dodger
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| Terri wrote: | | I watched a prostate exam the other day - does that count? |
I am sure it would be almost as embarassing as the exam itself... EXCEPT for the fact there was a young, female post-grad present. |
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Coffee
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| Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:12 am Post subject: |
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| dodger wrote: | | Terri wrote: | | I watched a prostate exam the other day - does that count? |
I am sure it would be almost as embarassing as the exam itself... EXCEPT for the fact there was a young, female post-grad present. |
...did you pitch a tent?
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| Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:36 am Post subject: |
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| Coffee wrote: | | dodger wrote: | | Terri wrote: | | I watched a prostate exam the other day - does that count? |
I am sure it would be almost as embarassing as the exam itself... EXCEPT for the fact there was a young, female post-grad present. |
...did you pitch a tent?
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Goddammit, Coffee, I wasn't talking about me (for once). I was talking about the dude who Terry "observed". |
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Terri
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| Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:00 am Post subject: |
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| dodger wrote: | | Coffee wrote: | | dodger wrote: | | Terri wrote: | | I watched a prostate exam the other day - does that count? |
I am sure it would be almost as embarassing as the exam itself... EXCEPT for the fact there was a young, female post-grad present. |
...did you pitch a tent?
-Coffee |
Goddammit, Coffee, I wasn't talking about me (for once). I was talking about the dude who Terry "observed". |
Haha, I didn't notice anything going on down there. Yeah, I probably did make him more uncomfortable, but he said I could stay. Poor kid though, he was only like, 15... that's probably not a good age for boner control.
Also, post-grad. That sounds hot  |
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Coffee
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| Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:06 am Post subject: |
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| Terri wrote: | | dodger wrote: | | Coffee wrote: | | dodger wrote: | | Terri wrote: | | I watched a prostate exam the other day - does that count? |
I am sure it would be almost as embarassing as the exam itself... EXCEPT for the fact there was a young, female post-grad present. |
...did you pitch a tent?
-Coffee |
Goddammit, Coffee, I wasn't talking about me (for once). I was talking about the dude who Terry "observed". |
Haha, I didn't notice anything going on down there. Yeah, I probably did make him more uncomfortable, but he said I could stay. Poor kid though, he was only like, 15... that's probably not a good age for boner control.
Also, post-grad. That sounds hot |
Oh, I finally get it. It took me a day or two. You know what would be hot though, a 15 year-old post-grad! Just kidding = 
I got an erection during a physical by a hot nurse. She was completely professional, but I'm sure she laughed afterwards. : (
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Mavhunter
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| Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:07 am Post subject: |
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Wait. What fifteen-year-old needs a prostate exam?
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Just for kicks and grins I guess.
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Mavhunter
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"DUDE! Guess what I did!"
"What!?"
"Got a finger stuck up my butthole!"
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Taco Bell!!!
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| Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Mavhunter wrote: | | Wait. What fifteen-year-old needs a prostate exam? |
Oh, whoops, I meant to say hernia, not prostate.
Sorry, I've been going on 4 or 5 hours of sleep lately  |
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