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Bitches Don't Know Bout My Game Of Death.

 
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:15 pm    Post subject: Bitches Don't Know Bout My Game Of Death. Reply with quote

Well since these things keep dying. I'm starting one now. Bitches.

I have a pet tiger that keeps me safe at all times. You cannot kill me with any kind of weapon (including any non-weapon item, that you may use as a weapon.), and my tiger is fiercely loyal, and won't abandon me no matter what. This includes distractions such as food etc. Kill me.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ok, I pull out a gun and shoot your tiger dead.
Then I strangle you with my bare hands.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I kill your tiger by sending two tigers at it. They overwhelm your tiger, and though he kills one of them, one of my tigers, Frank, delivers the finishing blow. I then stun you with gas, and you fall unconscious and I strangle you.

By the way, I have a gas mask on.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh. And on this puzzle, you can't die in the process.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I shoot a rubber band at a fly. The rubber band misses. Due to chaos theory, this event directly perpetuates the death of both you and your tiger in an entirely irreversible manner. How did I know that this would be, and how is it my fault? I have an alethiometer and still know how to use the thing...
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hire 10000 people to run into your room. They don't fit and end up crushing each other, your tiger, you, and quite a few other things.
I am not in the room.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I revive the people with my holy water and wire them with explosives to blow up as soon as they leave the room and get within five feet of you. One of them, named Joe, refuses to leave the room. He is writing fanfiction on a notepad. The other 99,999 people laugh at him, but Joe points out that Susan enjoyed "I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry". The other people have no problem with that, although they found the movie to be chaulked full of tasteless stereotypes. Jim mentions that the fact that Jessica Biel is in the movie in bra and panties, so that justifies finding the movie entertaining. The men in the room agree with Jim, but Susan points out that she is not a fan of Jessica Biel. The men ask why so and she says that she prefers the acting abilites of Kate Beckinsale. They all agree that Little Children was a great movie. Joe mentions the acting ability of the guy who plays the hypersexual man and says he prefers his acting. They argue over this with profuse anger! A fight ensues and Joe drops his notepad. Charles, or Chucky for short, accidently vomits on the notepad. They all stop their fighting and gasp at the accident. Joe sarcasticly replies with, "Why thank you, good sir!". The people laugh at Joe's humor and enjoy a good laugh. Susan recommends that they all go out for a cup of coffe to forget all this tomfoolery. Jim mentions outloud that he is in fact, lactose intolerant. Susan points out that they serve soy milk beverages. They all agree to go to the nearest Starbucks, walk out of the room and go to Starbucks. You are there and they explode. You die.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I shoop the whoop in your direction, reducing you and your tiger to ash.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sharp wrote:
I shoop the whoop in your direction, reducing you and your tiger to ash.
that is so easy to defend against.

all he has to do is shoop first.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, but I said I shoop the whoop. Nothing about charging.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MMkay.

I get on a loudspeaker from a tigersafe location.

On it I have a conversation with you, and convince you that the best thing for humanity is to kill yourself.

You do so.

END.

(Oh wait he did it. TKO?)
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