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possums c'mon

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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:11 am Post subject: How I'm Going To Raise My Kids |
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Here's the thread where you talk about how you're going to raise your kids.
I'll save my stuff for later. There's kind of a lot. A little sample can be viewed near the bottom of the second page of the marajuana legalization thread.
So yeah, how will you do it? _________________
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the bunk requiem for a bro

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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:12 am Post subject: |
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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME SLEEP _________________
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Jinks needs a cigarette

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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:22 am Post subject: |
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"you turn out like your mother, i swear to god, you'll be dead by the time you turn 15 because there isnt anyone out there that is just like me to save you. I'm old and don't have my wings anymore. So dont fuck it up."
A. I've already found the girl i'm going to marry, and she agrees.
B. I'm having a daughter, whether it wants to be or not.
C. in response to this , she sent me this.
I'm set. _________________
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Burnination! A'IGHT CHILL

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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:29 am Post subject: |
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All the power to you Jinks, but just wondering, how old are you? _________________
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Rocky Sullivan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:37 am Post subject: |
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I think he's the same age as you. _________________
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Sexy_Sakura Hot for Teacher?

Gender:  Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1513 Status: User Location: Engaland
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:39 am Post subject: |
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I'm going to be pretty much like my parents.
I"M HAVING TWO BOYS. You hear that, eggs? They are going to play hockey. I'm going to have them in skates as soon as they can walk. I kid you not. Then they're gonna practice their shot in the basement. And be great at hockey. The end.
I plan to be a liberal parent, but with rules. And when you break the rules, you get in some deep deep shit.
Family dinners every night are a must. It keeps communication open, and allows you to interact with your family.
Going on family vacations. Road trips especially. A MUST. A drive to BC, most likely.
Drinking: I'll buy my kid booze, and not be a hardass about it. It worked for me. I was allowed to drink, and as a result it wasn't a big deal. Now, and then, I rarely drink.
Sex: Whatever. You can do it in my house, just use protection. _________________ Yep.
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Rocky Sullivan Endut! Hoch Hech!

Gender:  Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5755 Status: User Location: Cunter, Switzerland
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:43 am Post subject: |
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I'm going to blast Ravel out of the speakers right towards the womb, so when they pop out, they should hopefully be very classy, but won't grow up to become Wagnerians.
Also, they would enjoy some top flicks. I'm happy to watch Disney's Alice in Wonderland everyday for their sake. It'll also teach them about gorgeous animation and hallucinogens. And cartoons? I'll stay home from work just to watch them with the little tuckers. Oh, me!
Their career has to be successful, this is even more important if mine isn't. Also, they're going to war.
I'm going to try and make the divorce as hard for them as possible. It'll make them grow tough. _________________
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the bunk requiem for a bro

Gender:  Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 6430 Status: User Location: boston: "the city of angels"
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:44 am Post subject: |
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sex, fuck, do it on the couch, I'll sleep outside _________________
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Squishy browncoat

Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 422 Status: User Location: Raleigh, Not Cool
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:09 am Post subject: |
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| Zenodoros wrote: | | I'm going to blast Ravel out of the speakers right towards the womb, so when they pop out, they should hopefully be very classy, but won't grow up to become Wagnerians. |
holy crap yes. thank you. _________________ "Fudge, Packer?" |
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cyber95 Cheesy Special FX

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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:44 am Post subject: |
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I'm going to give my kids a Gamecube, a DS, and a Revolution. They will learn to appreciate old-school gaming, 'cause that's what they're gonna be by then. If they do not turn out to love video games with a passion I am going to glue their hands to controllers. _________________
.daerps em pleh ot erutangis ruoy otni em ypoC .suriv erutangis a ma I
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Terri

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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:50 am Post subject: |
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| cyber95 wrote: | | I'm going to give my kids a Gamecube |
For some reason I thought that said, "I'm going to give my kids Guacamole." Too bad.
I will have 6 kids and raise them with an iron fist of fury. Actually, I'll probably have zero. Damn those little bastards! Reproductive success, I laugh at you. |
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Jinks needs a cigarette

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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:54 am Post subject: |
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| Burnination! wrote: | | All the power to you Jinks, but just wondering, how old are you? |
18. I know it sounds crazy, but hey, we've come down to "I really think I could spend the rest of my life with you, and be happy" with out having fear, doubt or sarcasm in our voices.
We're actually dating other people right now, but we're the best of friends. No need to rush things, and in that, might as well play the field.  _________________
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Otogi-san gleep glorp
Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:55 am Post subject: |
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| cyber95 wrote: | | I'm going to give my kids a NES, SNES, N64, Gamecube, a DS, and a Revolution. They will learn to appreciate old-school gaming, 'cause that's what they're gonna be by then. If they do not turn out to love video games with a passion I am going to glue their hands to controllers. |
Fixed. Mario shall be etched into their every thought.
My kids are also going to be metal fans. I plan to have them listen to melodic stuff when they're little, as not to destroy their ears. In their early preteens I'll turn them onto black/death stuff, so they don't worship shitty 80's powermetal bands. |
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Mavhunter The Magical Mr. Ringo

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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:56 am Post subject: |
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Museums and nature excursions. It made me interested in history, science, and the environment, and they're great values. Always good to pass it along. _________________
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cyber95 Cheesy Special FX

Gender:  Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 2845 Status: User Location: Not there.
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:56 am Post subject: |
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| Otogi-san wrote: | | cyber95 wrote: | | I'm going to give my kids a NES, SNES, N64, Gamecube, a DS, and a Revolution. They will learn to appreciate old-school gaming, 'cause that's what they're gonna be by then. If they do not turn out to love video games with a passion I am going to glue their hands to controllers. |
Fixed. Mario shall be etched into their every thought.
My kids are also going to be metal fans. I plan to have them listen to melodic stuff when they're little, as not to destroy their ears. In their early preteens I'll turn them onto black/death stuff, so they don't worship *bleep* 80's powermetal bands. |
Thank you for that, but by then an NES, SNES, and N64 will cost thousands of dollars due to rarity. _________________
.daerps em pleh ot erutangis ruoy otni em ypoC .suriv erutangis a ma I
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