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possums · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:59 pm Post subject: Dane Cook

AWW CINNAMON BITS.

This guy is probably my favourite modern comedian. I know some of you agree at least.
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Carlo Von Sexron · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:00 pm Post subject:

I find him funny.
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the snuggler · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:02 pm Post subject:

the bunk · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:04 pm Post subject:

not a fan. mostly because i find him incredibly irritating and not funny.
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RockmanWilliam · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:04 pm Post subject:

Sweet and sour sauce all over my body.
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the bunk · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:06 pm Post subject:

i mean, he's no carlos mencia.
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possums · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:06 pm Post subject:

the snuggler · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:07 pm Post subject:

the bunk · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:09 pm Post subject:

possums · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:13 pm Post subject:

mencia was actually marginally funny prior to comedy central.

now i just can't feel it. Sad

but dane cook's jokes aren't all that spectacular, usually, his delivery is just hilarious.
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the snuggler · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:14 pm Post subject:

here's a gem:

“You know those pills like Viagra, well they say that if you have an erection for more than 36 hours consult your physician. Well, if you don't know what to do with your boner after 36 hours then you are a DE and your wife doesn't know what to do then she's a DA. You two shouldn't reproduce because then your kid's gonna be like DEDADE.”

also i just found out his real name is ned Neutral

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the bunk · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:28 pm Post subject:

"when asians are in the classroom, they mess with the curve...but when they're driving, they HIT the curve!"

OH CARLOS YOU CRAZY.
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possums · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:00 pm Post subject:

"We love violence in this country, we love violence. We all have those little violent tendencies. I know you're like me, when you see someone walking down the street in a Superman tee shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest. And when they start to bleed go, "I guess not." Don't wear the shirt. Wear a shirt that says, "I bleed if you shoot me in the chest plate" and I will not shoot you in the chest plate, Superbleeder. Haha I called him Superbleeder."
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Carlo Von Sexron · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:01 pm Post subject:

Yeah that's kinda strained, imo. A lot of his other bits are funnier.

A lot of them aren't. I like him, but he can be kinda hit/miss.
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the bunk · Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:02 pm Post subject:

see, that would be funnier if wearing a superman shirt wasnt logical, or if anyone ever thought that in their life.
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