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[RockmanWilliam]

Well, I'm making a thread about my expertise in the kitchen and posting some recipes. Keep posted here, folks. This is gonna get crazy.


I'll start off with my newest creation, I just finished my first batch. I call it "Abomination Chicky Chick Soup"


ABOMINATION CHICKY CHICK SOUP


Ingrediants : 1 Bullion Cube; 1 tiny little thing for heating water on a stove; Some random noodles found in a cabinent, preferably them curly kind that your mom makes with beef stew.



STEPS

1.) Get on computer, start nibbling on bullion cube and talking to strangers on AIM.

2.) Go fill up cooking utensile with water, throw bullion cube in, and leave unattended for a while.

3.) Go talk to empy for 20 minutes and forget what you're doing

4.) Run upstairs, throw those random curly noodle things you found in there and then go talk to Ryan some more

5.) Talk to Empy some more

6.) Run back up and then blast the stove on super high and nuke all the noodles. Leave it like that for a minute, turn off oven and stir some (you should of been stirring the entire time but I didn't feel like telling you)

7.) Turn off stove. Be careful, for the next twenty minutes this will be ungodly hot.

8.) Put in fridge and spill some on the sides of the fridge for 30 seconds

9.) Take out and walk down stairs. Try to eat.



THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY. I'LL FIND THE BRAND NAMKE OF THE NOODLES LATER.
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[Evangel]

What the fuck is Bullion cube.

[RockmanWilliam]

Them lil' compressed chicken things.
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[Evangel]

Post a picture of one. I've never heard of or seen them in my entire life.

[Sharp]

It's like a hellion cube, but not for pastamancers.

Have you ever had ramen with a flavor packet? Like that but compressed.

[Empy]

Do you have a tally of how many times I said "This hole... it was made for me..."?
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[Unerstoaf]

Rock's Chicken Abomination Recipe Put In Reverse

1. Go downstairs and try to eat something.

2. That something is most likely no good. Put it in the fridge for about 30 seconds, and then continue leaving it in the fridge.

3. There's something cooking on the stove. Turn the stove off because it's been running for a few days. The food being made should be ungodly hot by now, so wait twenty minutes.

4. Throw that hot food out, because it's setting everything on fire. You need something to eat, so go ahead and nuke some noodles on the stove for about a minute or so. Stir.

5. Go instant message Empy while you leave your food to get room-temp-cold.

6. You realized you forgot to put noodles in. Put in some curly ones into the pot (you need a pot) and then continue talking to Empy before he pines for you.

7. Continue talking for about twenty minutes.

8. Check up on your stove now. You realize that it is not turned on and, in a fit of rage, break the kitchen.

9. Just get a bullion cube from the cabinet and talk to some more people. No more stove.

[RockmanWilliam]

....I love you.
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[Yazz]

Simple fruit cake - own recipe-
about 1 kg of fruit pieces like apricots, raisins, etc soft fruit works best.
1 litre of Orange/ Apple juice - or anyjuice it doesn't matter.
4 cups of flour - normal flour not self raising.
large square or rectangle baking tin.

soak the fruit in the juice overnight,
mix fruit and flour together until well combined,
place mixture in baking tin,
Cook for about an hour on 220 degrees cel or until top looks a golden brown.
remove from tin and allow to cool,
eat whenever.
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[Empy]

I have a recipe.
It involves peanut butter, butter, mayo, and pickles..
Oh, and rye bread.

It's designed to induce vomiting.
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[Tacofiend]

I can't cook.
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[RockmanWilliam]

[Yazz]

cooking is the result of persistant attentiveness, burning is the result of neglectful cooking.
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"Everyone makes choices in this world, sometimes we choose right and sometimes we choose wrong, with that in mind no matter what we choose we should aim to have fun no matter what we are doing." Yazz

[Nightboomfer]

Dungeon Master Pasta
Ingredients: Dollar store, friends. If no friends, gather trained chimpanzees and rob passers-by.

Have friends donate a couple bucks when you take a break between dungeon-crawling sessions. Go to dollar store, preferrably across the street. Restock basic necessities such as Cheetos, Mountain Dew, and Nachos. Buy whatever else you can with the extra money. Return to house to continue game. Have friends ask "What took you so long?" Pass out dew and Cheetos. Mix Cheetos and tapioca pudding as your half-elf mage takes 1d4 Damage. If you can get marshmallow cream for cheap, mix with pretzels if applicable.

Serves: Howevahmany. Except the munchkin in the corner who didn't contribute. Call him a cheapskate and toss him a single cheeto so he won't whine while you calculate your HP.
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[Yazz]

where i come from we have a game called "deadly concoction."
you grab every sauce bottle, spice, lollie anything you can grab from your kitchen and pantry basically,
then you get two cups, on full of water the other empty.
The every person around adds one ingredient to the empty cup,
"an example would be, tomato sauce, curry powder, old milk, some sherbert and handful of salt."
water is optional.
and then one unlucky person drinks it. this person can be chosen by random out of a hat or just the most votes by other people.
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"Everyone makes choices in this world, sometimes we choose right and sometimes we choose wrong, with that in mind no matter what we choose we should aim to have fun no matter what we are doing." Yazz