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RockmanWilliam · Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:37 pm Post subject: I doscovered an atrocity

“yeah, than bash his hand through a window” laughed natch with his friend Jack. Natch had been scolded earlier that day by his “favorite teacher” Mr. Stalaren. Jack and NAtch were on their busride home after what seemed to be a farty year day of school. Now Jack and Natch weren’t what you could call “great” students, but out of the children on that bus, they were angels. Natch has long dark hair and blue eyes. he was around five feet tall. Jack on the other hand had lighter hair and was about 4 feet 7 inches tall. Natch and Jack arent really the most popular people either, they basicly create their own uniique social group. this obviously gives them more anemsy than allys
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“I dont see why Mr Stalarvan always yells at me.” said natche.
“you and I always get the stupidest teachers possible. just the otehr day i found all kinds of writing on my desk. Mrs Colbirnion reads it and gives me lunch detention for no reason!!!!!!!!”
“shut up ou little (i really dont wanna rite this word). you are way to freakin loud!!” cried a thirteen year old. almost every one who was one year older than natch and jack hated them. They didn’t care though, and they continued joyfully laughing and talking
suddenly the bus lurged and where the driver was usually sit was a cut off by what seemed to be a wall of metalic like liquid. the entire bus was silend. all of the passengers looked through their windows to see if the bus was still m oving. the bus was moving, but no longer on the road. through the window the passengers saw only but moving trees.
“i had dream like this once” said Jack. Even in the darkest hour, Jack and Natch always tried to be as random and idiotic as possible.
“this is pretty weird tho...” said natche. he looked out of the window again. all the trees seemed to be like the same...exaclty like the same. he thought. the trees did seem to be exactly the same, even to the last lea! t
the bus continued + more like this, in nearly dead silence for about twenty minutes. then natch noticed somethign super very odd.
“he jack, was that camera in the back of the bus thar before?”
“huh’ jack tried to reply but hes is was cut offf short by the sound of am ere picring siren after the siren finished, a dark shadow0beast emerged from the floor in the very back of their bus. the beast looke as though it was half skinny man, half bull in a wiazrds cloak.
“who is the one i am sent to destroy” shouted the beastin a dark evil toen no one on the bus had any idea what he was talking about or what in the world he was! when no one could answer the beast grew short tempered and

-Max, age 11
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Hoff · Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 1398 Status: User

...who the hell is jack?

RockmanWilliam · Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:45 pm Post subject:

That would most definitely have to be you.
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Hoff · Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 1398 Status: User

this thread makes me want to kill you.

DJ The Stick · Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:46 pm Post subject:

Me too.

-DJ
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Tsuta · Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:50 pm Post subject:

Yer grammar is atrocious. Also, this belongs in Now Playing; I moved it fer you.
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Empy · Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:51 pm Post subject:

THIS pulled my brains out the back of my head.
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RockmanWilliam · Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:54 pm Post subject:

I was fucking eleven.
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:17 pm Post subject:

... aren't you still eleven?
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Evangel · Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:19 pm Post subject:

Hahaha, I actually laughed at that.

wtf y was dat so funny Crying or Very sad

RockmanWilliam · Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:22 pm Post subject:

Evangel · Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:26 pm Post subject:

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:27 pm Post subject:

uhh, that's spelling... and it's intentional. Y'know... like Mark Twain.
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

DJ The Stick · Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:27 pm Post subject:

"colloquial" is the term.

Lurk moar.

-DJ
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Evangel · Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:28 pm Post subject:

Yeah but isn't spelling part of grammar?