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Steveo
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 Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:04 am Post subject: Worst Puns - Cheesy Jokes that make you groan! |
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Ok Heres where you can post any puns, jokes, riddles that really make you wince. Heres mine:
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Otogi-san
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Tsuta
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| Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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Good story, weird ending. Best pun set-up ever.
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| Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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Worst/best pun ever. |
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Its_The_Sneak!!!
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| Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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couldn't he have steered a bit the other way and hit neither?
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| Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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The RV
was already starting to drift that way a little in its mad rush across the
sand and there was no way that Jack was going to be able to go around the
lever to the other side. |
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Its_The_Sneak!!!
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| Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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no no, the same side, just... farther to that side.
Unless I missed somewhere that they were in a narrow corridor.
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RockmanWilliam
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| Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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Steve, your post made me angry. I hate how the news stations ALWAYS use puns.
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| Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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It's a shame I saw that "joke" months ago, Dan.
I thought it was pretty funny, though. |
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squeakyguy91
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| Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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Read it aloud.
Guy one: Did you hear about the circus?
Guy two: No, how was it?
Guy one: It was in tents.
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Otogi-san
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| Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Sean wrote: | It's a shame I saw that "joke" months ago, Dan.
I thought it was pretty funny, though. |
Quiet you. I liked the story more than the pun, to be honest. |
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| Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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*holds up axe* Can I AXE you a question?
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Otogi-san
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| Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Hooooomsar wrote: | | *holds up axe* Can I AXE you a question? |
It's not as funny when people actually pronounce it that way. Thank god I'm not one of those people. |
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| Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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Did anyone else notice the HORRIBLE grammar in Steveo's linked article?
"Police were raided..."? Hello. The BBC prints that kind of error? Geez. I'd fire that proofreader.
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*STAB*
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