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Dissection time
[quote="Carlo Von Sexron"] | dodger wrote: | | cow_with_gun wrote: | | Get a girlfriend. |
Haha. You are either a model or not old enough to like girls. Getting a full-on girlfriend isn't as easy as breasts that magically appear. |
THIS IS NOT ALWAYS THE CASE. In fact, my current girlfriend and I met almost totally at random and started dating a week later. Boob-touching came about three days after that.
| Quote: | | And if she's worth the effort, chances are good it will be an excruciating waiting period. |
Also not always true.
| Quote: | Yeah and even after you get to touch her boobs it's like eight months of handjobs after that before you get any further.
Girls do not know how to give handjobs, ever. |
The latter is painfully, horribly true. I mean sure, by nature they can give better blowjobs than we can, but why is it no girl knows how to jerk a weiner? It's probably the easiest thing in the world.
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Senor Cardgage
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| Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:49 am Post subject: |
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What the hell did I walk in on? And where do I sign up?
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Tsuta
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| possums wrote: | | The latter is painfully, horribly true. I mean sure, by nature they can give better blowjobs than we can, but why is it no girl knows how to jerk a weiner? It's probably the easiest thing in the world. |
Well. There's a better confession on my part. I've always wanted someone to teach me how to do it properly so that my first boyfriend [that I do that fer] would be impressed.
... Yeah.
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Belgianbronco
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| Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Tsuta wrote: | | possums wrote: | | The latter is painfully, horribly true. I mean sure, by nature they can give better blowjobs than we can, but why is it no girl knows how to jerk a weiner? It's probably the easiest thing in the world. |
Well. There's a better confession on my part. I've always wanted someone to teach me how to do it properly so that my first boyfriend [that I do that fer] would be impressed.
... Yeah. |
You can always practice on me.  |
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Otogi-san
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| Belgianbronco wrote: | | Tsuta wrote: | | possums wrote: | | The latter is painfully, horribly true. I mean sure, by nature they can give better blowjobs than we can, but why is it no girl knows how to jerk a weiner? It's probably the easiest thing in the world. |
Well. There's a better confession on my part. I've always wanted someone to teach me how to do it properly so that my first boyfriend [that I do that fer] would be impressed.
... Yeah. |
You can always practice on me. |
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Belgianbronco
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| Otogi-san wrote: | | Belgianbronco wrote: | | Tsuta wrote: | | possums wrote: | | The latter is painfully, horribly true. I mean sure, by nature they can give better blowjobs than we can, but why is it no girl knows how to jerk a weiner? It's probably the easiest thing in the world. |
Well. There's a better confession on my part. I've always wanted someone to teach me how to do it properly so that my first boyfriend [that I do that fer] would be impressed.
... Yeah. |
You can always practice on me. |
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Otogi-san
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You preemptively ruined my quote train.  |
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Belgianbronco
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Thank you, come again. |
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Chazaq
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omg lol like apu
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Sexy_Sakura
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I fake it 99.9% of the time.
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Seanie
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| Sexy_Sakura wrote: | | I fake it 99.9% of the time. |
You just haven't been with a real man yet~ |
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Its_The_Sneak!!!
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| Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:20 am Post subject: |
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| Sexy_Sakura wrote: | | I fake it 99.9% of the time. |
... oops wrong thread
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Sexy_Sakura
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| Seanie wrote: | | Sexy_Sakura wrote: | | I fake it 99.9% of the time. |
You just haven't been with a real man yet~ |
And there's the rub.
Where's all the real men at?
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Seanie
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| Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:23 am Post subject: |
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| Sexy_Sakura wrote: |
And there's the rub.
Where's all the real men at? |
I just wanted to be the first to say that. |
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Otogi-san
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I can never keep up to date with you kids' crazy slang lingo. |
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