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Lt.Zerge
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THE STORY OF MARIOBROS. THE MOVIE
Writer2:what of their jumping abilities
Writer1: JET PACKS ON THERE FEET IT'S PERFECT. IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!
Writer2:Bowser?
Writer1: Some crazy blond guy
Writer2:what if he devolved into a....
Writer1: That's stupid, shutup! we need rocket boots, guy's with tiny heads, random hookers and A Meteor portal that feed and children
Writer2:YES AND A DANCEPARTY WITH FAT CHICKS
Writer1: PEOPLE WILL BUY THIS NOMATTER WHAT!
Writer2: MWHAHAHAHHAHAH!
Writer1: MWHAHAHAHHAHAH!
Writer2: *dies of drug overdose*
Writer1: *dies of drug overdose*
Janitor: Is that a script? I guess it is but it's crappy... OOOOOOO $42,000,000 estimated production budget I Could take $40,999,999 for myself and give the production staff $1. That should be more than enough for this garbage
Production staff: $1! This isn't enough. What will we do about the other dimension
Janitor: we could shoot all the clips in L.A.
Productionstaff: It's a perfect idea
Janitor: and I could do the FX on my mac OS2 at home
production staff: IT SHALL BE DONE
Hollywoodpicturesguy: What is this Crap
Janitor: It's my MarioBros. movie
Hollywoodpicturesguy: What have you done!
Janitor: IF we make it dumb enough the viewing public will see the movie as funny and by tickets
Hollywoodpicturesguy: This takes advantage of every sorryNerd in the world
Janitor: See, it's quite the market
Hollywoodpicturesguy: Alright we'll do it. Be ready for a release by May 28th
Janitor:MWAHAHAHHAHAH..........*dies of drug overose*
So thanks to some stupid drugged up writers and a Janitor. Mario Bros. Was released the very year on May28th to become the most efortless box office hit evermade. Nerd and geeks every where united in song and enjoyed pie soon afterwards
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Its_The_Sneak!!!
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| Mushroom Pie wrote: | | Its_The_Sneak!!! wrote: | | robert goulet wrote: | | (are mario and luigi's feet broken, though? what in god's name are they wearing? |
Must be the movie's explanation of how they can jump so high and kill whatever they land on without getting hurt. |
No, they had rocket-powered boots for that. |
So the boots they're wearing in the poster aren't rocket powered boots?
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Mushroom Pie
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:00 am Post subject: |
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| Its_The_Sneak!!! wrote: | | Mushroom Pie wrote: | | Its_The_Sneak!!! wrote: | | robert goulet wrote: | | (are mario and luigi's feet broken, though? what in god's name are they wearing? |
Must be the movie's explanation of how they can jump so high and kill whatever they land on without getting hurt. |
No, they had rocket-powered boots for that. |
So the boots they're wearing in the poster aren't rocket powered boots? |
I had thought you were referring to the "broken feet" comment.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Lt.Zerge wrote: | | A bunch of crazy crap. |
Not very well put, but probably true.
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RockmanWilliam
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:38 pm Post subject: |
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| robert goulet wrote: | | Lt.Zerge wrote: | | The Mario bros movie had severe issues. The story had a good basis but the way they did it was just crap |
what are you serious
(from my blog)
this almost certainly needs a dvd rerelease. preferably criterion. police lawnmower in the lower righthand corner fucking rules (luigi's plunger weapon as well). (are mario and luigi's feet broken, though? what in god's name are they wearing?
uhhh that wasnt so funny in retrospect.
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I have that on VHS also Luigi gets the girl
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:11 am Post subject: |
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It is the greatest bad movie ever made. Or it was until SoaP
Also, LT.Zerge stop posting.
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cyber95
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:14 am Post subject: |
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Tony, go to hell, he's fine. He has valid opinions, and you would realize this if you looked past the bad speeling.
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Hooooomsar
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:31 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Writer2:what of their jumping abilities
Writer1: JET PACKS ON THERE FEET IT'S PERFECT. IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!
Writer2:Bowser?
Writer1: Some crazy blond guy
Writer2:what if he devolved into a....
Writer1: That's stupid, shutup! we need rocket boots, guy's with tiny heads, random hookers and A Meteor portal that feed and children
Writer2:YES AND A DANCEPARTY WITH FAT CHICKS
Writer1: PEOPLE WILL BUY THIS NOMATTER WHAT!
Writer2: MWHAHAHAHHAHAH!
Writer1: MWHAHAHAHHAHAH!
Writer2: *dies of drug overdose*
Writer1: *dies of drug overdose*
Janitor: Is that a script? I guess it is but it's crappy... OOOOOOO $42,000,000 estimated production budget I Could take $40,999,999 for myself and give the production staff $1. That should be more than enough for this garbage
Production staff: $1! This isn't enough. What will we do about the other dimension
Janitor: we could shoot all the clips in L.A.
Productionstaff: It's a perfect idea
Janitor: and I could do the FX on my mac OS2 at home
production staff: IT SHALL BE DONE
Hollywoodpicturesguy: What is this Crap
Janitor: It's my MarioBros. movie
Hollywoodpicturesguy: What have you done!
Janitor: IF we make it dumb enough the viewing public will see the movie as funny and by tickets
Hollywoodpicturesguy: This takes advantage of every sorryNerd in the world
Janitor: See, it's quite the market
Hollywoodpicturesguy: Alright we'll do it. Be ready for a release by May 28th
Janitor:MWAHAHAHHAHAH..........*dies of drug overose*
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Yep.
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cyber95
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:33 am Post subject: |
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Still valid.
Poorly said, but valid.
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RockmanWilliam
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:33 am Post subject: |
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No Tony has a point if he dislikes some one they should leave.
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