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the bunk · Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:53 pm Post subject:

they should make a biopic about him

he would teach the little bros to

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dodger · Gender: Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 2136 Status: User

They should ban tootsie pops outright. Shit's nasty. If somebody wrapped up a really tough poo in an ugly wrapper and gave it to you, you'd stop being their friend and that's what a tootsie pop is.

the bunk · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:43 am Post subject:

dodger, why do you hate things that are delicious
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dodger · Gender: Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 2136 Status: User

Delicious is subjective. Tough, somewhat-chocolate-flavored wax falls into "gross" for me.

the snuggler · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:02 am Post subject:

Otogi-san · gleep glorp Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User

What the fuck is a sucker, other than someone who gets tricked somehow into not liking tootsie pops?

the bunk · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:30 am Post subject:

clearly something terrible and tootsie pop related happened in dodger's childhood
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the snuggler · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:42 am Post subject:

what did the tootsie pop do to you, dodger? and most importantly, was it a chocolate tootsie pop? it probably was.
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fruiterian · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:45 am Post subject:

my least favorite is grape, honestly.

if you just lick a tootsie pop like, twice, and then just fucking chew the thing (like those annoying commercials from the 80s or whatever) you don't really have to taste much of anything. it's a textural enjoyment!
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the bunk · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:49 am Post subject:

i doubt anyone only licks it twice and then chews it. it would probably hurt your teeth a lot.

although sometimes im impatient and am just like FUCK THE LICKING IM CHEWING THIS MOTHERFUCKER

satisfying
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Hoff · Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 1398 Status: User

yeah tootsie pops are amazing

and cherry is always the best flavor of any candy.

lemon jolly ranchers, as mentioned earlier were indeed delicious, and also one of my earliest childhood memories. i remember reaching into my coat pocket on the bus in 2nd grade and found a lemon jolly rancher. score!

what happened to tan m&m's?

Otogi-san · gleep glorp Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User

the snuggler · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:12 am Post subject:

the bunk · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:23 am Post subject:

a dentist's hell
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Ray · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:55 pm Post subject:

I don't eat candy.

Devastated.

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