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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:51 pm Post subject:

hey, our God doesn't fight for us. Thor LIVES to fight. All those wimpy Aztec gods don't stand a chance against Thor-man.
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Mikes! · Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 1843 Status: Moderator

Yeah? Well, those Mesoamericans will have the last laugh on December 21, 2012.

Hooooomsar · Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:11 pm Post subject:

Death by Snu Snu!
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RockmanWilliam · Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:25 pm Post subject:

Wiznerd · Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:48 am Post subject:

After being surrounded by love ones, family, friends etc. and saying a final farewell I slowly fall asleep, then the doctors push all the people out so that I can be cloned.
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Mushroom Pie · Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:39 pm Post subject:

I'm not sure how exactly, but I want it to be ironic. I can stop to appreciate irony in any situation, so death by ironic means would be nearly as peaceful as death in my sleep.

If I can't have irony, then I want comedy. I want my death to feel so hilarious that bystanders are laughing instead of gasping or weeping.
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Beyond the Grave · Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:40 am Post subject:

I want to got out saying, "I win, jerkies!"
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Xaqwais · Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:11 am Post subject:

Being a martyr for religion.
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Empy · Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:56 am Post subject:

I'd be one of the last 1,000 people on earth. Surviving against the zombie horde for 4 years, then retiring to a secluded home in the woods once I managed to amass enough ammo, fuel, food, and other supplies. After two years, a swarm of 400 manage to reach my home. They eventually dismember 2 my 3 partners, who died bravely in combat. As more zombies are attracted by the carnage ensuing inside my home, I am forced to burn it with over 100 zombies inside, destroying them all. I pick up my rifle and get in the car, telling my remaining partner to drive while I pick as many off that may come close if we have car troubles.
Eventually, after a long, hard day in which we killed literally hundreds of zombies, he reveals to me he was bitten, and then I have to kill him. I am struck with grief as my closest friend dies by my hand.
I spend several hours contemplating suicide, then I pull out my handgun, which still has a single bullet in it. I place it on the side of my head, put my finger on the trigger, and then suddenly crushed and killed by a downed 757.
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Hooooomsar · Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:59 am Post subject:

"MALE MODEL DIES IN TRAGIC ORGY"
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the bunk · Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:39 pm Post subject:

Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

"MALE MODEL DIES IN AWESOME ORGY"

RockmanWilliam · Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:26 pm Post subject:

I wanna die in a science experiment to see who out hits the ground first, the guy with a jet back or the guy with an anvil.
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Christo · Gender: Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1255 Status: User

The guy with the jet pack, assuming it's pointed downwards. Mass has nothing to do with the rate at which things fall.
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