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| Tacofiend wrote: | | Chuck Norris doesn't have any pubic hair- because hair grow on steel. |
I think you just screwed up on that one.
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| Mushroom Pie wrote: | | If Anus Malone wildly shoots a gun in a large crowd, the bullet will invariably hit and kill a criminal. |
true!
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Everytime MC Hammer writes a new #1 hit single, his record company kicks him in the sack and burns his music.
Wait, we're talking about kickass people?
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Sexy_Sakura
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One time Chuck Norris and Mr.T's fist collided. The result was the 80's.
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| Sexy_Sakura wrote: | | One time Chuck Norris and Mr.T's fist collided. The result was the 80's. |
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do it again, Norris and T!
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another power vs. power conflict
When Vin Diesel's punch met Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick, a large explosion occured. This explosion was the Big Bang.
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Tacofiend
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
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When the Boogy man goes to sleep at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris was originally going to be one of the heads on Mt. Rushmore. However, the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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There's no such thing as extinction, there's just the animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
Vin Diesel's punch meeting Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick would make the entire universe collapse. Be glad it's never happened.
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Chuck Norris is the strongest metal known the man.
lol 4chan
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Sorry, I just had to post this.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
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