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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mmmm, Rice Krispie treats. Now there's breakfast.

Actually, that reminds me of the old cafeteria back at my college. Those lunch ladies would get pretty creative with the sugary treats. That's where I had my first Cocoa Krispie treats, Fruit Loops treats (not quite as great), Cocoa-Puffs treats.

Man, thems were the days.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I make EXCELLENT rice crispy treats.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I make pwnsome scrambled eggs with cheese.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
What's up with thsoe "Complete breakfast"s anyway? I mean, you got you a bigass bowl of corn and sugar, then they want you to drink a bottle of water, a glass of milk, a carton of orange juice, a shot of whiskey, then you've got a big damn pile of Pankakes, toast, waffles, and a freaking five day old grapefruit half.

So I've eaten my bigass breakfast, and I'm waddling out the door, and suddenly I've got to take a leak! I'm not talking about no stream, neither. I'm talking about a yellow liquid laser. So I'm carving a f*cking unicorn out of my toilet. And by the time I'm done, it's lunch!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sharp wrote:
What's up with thsoe "Complete breakfast"s anyway? I mean, you got you a bigass bowl of corn and sugar, then they want you to drink a bottle of water, a glass of milk, a carton of orange juice, a shot of whiskey, then you've got a big damn pile of Pankakes, toast, waffles, and a freaking five day old grapefruit half.

So I've eaten my bigass breakfast, and I'm waddling out the door, and suddenly I've got to take a leak! I'm not talking about no stream, neither. I'm talking about a yellow liquid laser. So I'm carving a f*cking unicorn out of my toilet. And by the time I'm done, it's lunch!
nice.
who'd that come from?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm still surprised this thread lasted more than 4 replies. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
PIZZA!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Its_The_Sneak!!! wrote:
Sharp wrote:
What's up with thsoe "Complete breakfast"s anyway? I mean, you got you a bigass bowl of corn and sugar, then they want you to drink a bottle of water, a glass of milk, a carton of orange juice, a shot of whiskey, then you've got a big damn pile of Pankakes, toast, waffles, and a freaking five day old grapefruit half.

So I've eaten my bigass breakfast, and I'm waddling out the door, and suddenly I've got to take a leak! I'm not talking about no stream, neither. I'm talking about a yellow liquid laser. So I'm carving a f*cking unicorn out of my toilet. And by the time I'm done, it's lunch!
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Nobody. It's a popular stand up topic, so I just did my take on it.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Don't quit your day job, Sharp. Woozy
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sean wrote:
Don't quit your day job, Sharp. Woozy


like he has one!

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sharp wrote:
What's up with thsoe "Complete breakfast"s anyway?


I don't think it's a "complete breakfast" anymore. Last time I was seeing commercials like that, they said "Part of this good breakfast".

I guess the people who sued over the word "diet" on food packaging not meaning anything were getting up in arms over the word "complete".

For a while, the word was "balanced", which meant that you'd be getting some nutrition as long as you also had the bottle of water, glass of milk, carton of orange juice, shot of whiskey, big damn pile of Pankakes(TM, for some reason), toast, waffles, and a grapefruit half at whatever age you like best.

Eventually, they'll just start saying "A delicious part of your breakfast!"
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Which will have like, a bowl of cereal, a bigass T-bone steak, and a popcicle covered in gravy.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I had Subway for breakfast today.

And this gorgeous garlic tiger prawn spaghetti for lunch, but that's a whole other story, I suppose.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Try some Breakfast Cereal! It gives you p-p-pep!
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I had a red cup-full of Lucky Charms.
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