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Otogi-san · gleep glorp Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User

An empty bottle sits on a counter with a note propped up against it. The note reads, "This fifth was once perfect, but now it is diminished."

My dad was a Music Major. Devastated.

I'm not sure if I told it right. :\

RockmanWilliam · Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:04 am Post subject:

So this Cambodian child was eating a harty dinner one night...
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Yazz · Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:00 am Post subject:

When I walked into school one morning, I noticed a
woman, curlers in her hair, wearing pajamas. "Why are you
dressed like that?" I asked her.
She explained: "I told my son that if he ever did anything to
embarrass me, I would embarrass him back. He was caught
cutting school. So now I've come to spend the day with him."
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"Everyone makes choices in this world, sometimes we choose right and sometimes we choose wrong, with that in mind no matter what we choose we should aim to have fun no matter what we are doing." Yazz

THE Moosed · Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:55 pm Post subject:

So a pirate walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and asks "Why is there a steeringwheel attached to your crotch?"

"ARG, IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!"

Mushroom Pie · Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:19 pm Post subject:

I think this one might be Moosed's:

A muffin turns to another muffin and says, "how does my frosting look?"

The other muffin jumps in shock and goes, "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"
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THE Moosed · Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:23 pm Post subject:

I was so going to post that joke next. And yes, that one is might be mine.

;_;

Plus you told it wrong.

Steveo · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:23 am Post subject:

*BADUM TISH*

Otogi-san · gleep glorp Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User

Boot?

DJ The Stick · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:40 pm Post subject:

Otogi-san · gleep glorp Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User

the bunk · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:16 pm Post subject:

Q: How do you make a hormone?

A: Don't pay her!
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Yazz · Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:26 am Post subject:

What do you do if your dishwasher breaks?

slap her.
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"Everyone makes choices in this world, sometimes we choose right and sometimes we choose wrong, with that in mind no matter what we choose we should aim to have fun no matter what we are doing." Yazz

Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:00 am Post subject:

Yazz · Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:07 am Post subject:

very relevent bonnie,
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"Everyone makes choices in this world, sometimes we choose right and sometimes we choose wrong, with that in mind no matter what we choose we should aim to have fun no matter what we are doing." Yazz