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THE Moosed
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| Tacofiend wrote: | | THE Moosed wrote: | Um. Tacofiend hit me in the face with a baseball bat once and knocked out two of my teeth.
But that was his near-death experiance, not mine. |
Way to leave out the details Julie. The bat was plastic, we were sitting down and one of here friends hit her plastic bat into mine (or vice versa; no one involved can remember) and the bat that was hit hit Julie in the mouth. For the record, she did not cry. Although another one of her friends was involved and was just as guilty she still likes to pin the blame on me to make me feel bad. |
Yeah, I don't blame her mostly because I don't talk to her anymore and I can't drive her crazy with it. |
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Mavhunter
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I was really sick once, but close to death? Probably not.
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Wiznerd
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In the last month.....
Colon failure..
Large u-haul trailer coming unhitched and swing my way...on the dieway of kentucky
ah yes..and almost being bitten by a copper head at camp....luckily i had a shovel
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cyber95
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That's just in one month?
Yeesh...
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Wiznerd
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yes that all occured in the last month as of yesterday....
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Tacofiend
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| Its_The_Sneak!!! wrote: | | Tacofiend wrote: | | I did a ninja-roll under the garage door |
you mean like this? |
Exactly. That's so awesome. I'm a little bummed that Geordi stole my move though...
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Its_The_Sneak!!!
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the best part is, he could've totally ducked that door. He just had to be flashy.
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Homestarrunnernet
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Well, my brother kinda threw me into the arm of my couch and my head practically split open...I was fine though, got some stitches and a lollipop.
Mmm...lollipops from the doctor's office are the best. |
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Jinks
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*comes back to thread a few.... many days late*
My jaw was surgically broken last summer, and durring that time my stomach was like "SUP DUDE! I HAVE BLOOD IN ME, AND THERES ONLY ONE WAY OUT!"
aaaand then most of it ended up in my left lung! that collapsed not that soon after!
Oh, I have more now.
Physically running over a speeding car that didn't notice me in the parking lot at 2 in the morning and falling off the roof onto the pavement (doing a good 30mph)
Using the TimeMobile as a bumper car on the highway only to spin out and (thank god) regain control right before my exit.
More drunk driving and drug abuse. blah blah blah.
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Tsuta
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Jinks, you lead one incredibly not boring life.
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DJ The Stick
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Yeah, I think Jinks pretty much has us all beat in this category.
-DJ
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Jinks
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hahahahaha, my life is incredibly boring.
God overlooks exits 8-10 on the northway. There is literally nothing to do in my town, thusly I get shitfaced and do stupid things.
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I'm a horrible person D:
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Steveo
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| Jinks wrote: | hahahahaha, my life is incredibly boring.
God overlooks exits 8-10 on the northway. There is literally nothing to do in my town, thusly I get shitfaced and do stupid things. |
Driving drunk is one of the most stupidest things you can do.
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I'm a horrible person D: |
not really, just ignorant at times.
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Carlo Von Sexron
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| Jinks wrote: | | I'm a horrible person D: |
Or you make shit up, one of the two.
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Jinks
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| Steveo wrote: | | Jinks wrote: | hahahahaha, my life is incredibly boring.
God overlooks exits 8-10 on the northway. There is literally nothing to do in my town, thusly I get shitfaced and do stupid things. |
Driving drunk is one of the most stupidest things you can do. |
It really is. I'm not proud of it at all, it just happened. If there was a more sober person to drive, by all means. But the situation on hand did give us backroads to take to a safe house we crashed at.
| Carlo Von Sexron wrote: | | Jinks wrote: | | I'm a horrible person D: |
Or you make shit up, one of the two. |
Horrible person. D:
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