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the bunk
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 Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:08 am Post subject: Ask President Logan (palmer) IS BACK |
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Have you had those late night fevers, thinking about asking me a question? Have you been hot hot hot with anticipation about asking me a question?
well look no further, friends. for it's
ASK PRESIDENT LOGAN, IN 2006-VISION
availible in tasty text flavor
That's right kids, the wait is finally over. you can finally send me your burning questions about anything you want, and i promise you a snappy answer that makes fun of you in 100 words or less.
our angry operators are standing by the computer 24/7* and are willing to help you about your questions about life, love, and growing up. everything you didn't learn from watching reruns of saved by the bell, you learn from me, except with more shouting this time.
so what's wrong with you? get to it!
(reccomendation, undo the swear filter for this thread. it'll make it five million times better)
Rule: disobey and get kicked, jerks. put some thought into your questions. I mean, do you really want me to answer some stupid ass question like "are you in favor of the earth being round?", you fucks.
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Mushroom Pie
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:09 am Post subject: |
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Since you didn't answer it in IRC:
What are your opinions of the current state of the Polish government?
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:12 am Post subject: |
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| Should I lock this thread and say, "keep it for the PMs, Joe"? I can't really decide. |
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the bunk
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:12 am Post subject: |
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our first question comes from "kid around the korner" mushroom pie.
| some idiot i dont care about wrote: | | dear mr. president, when i grow up i want to be just like you. also, what are your opinions of the current state of the Polish government? |
Logan's answer: Whatever I feel like, stupid! also, you'll never grow up to be like me, mostly because im way cooler and sexier than you'll ever try to be. so prepare yourself for a lifetime of hauling garbage and coming home to a fat wife, becasue that's where your life is headed.
i will be chilling on the beach in my swanky malibu home, catchin' some rays.
In conclusion, dont email me ever again.
yours,
logan.
NEXT QUESTION.
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Mushroom Pie
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:14 am Post subject: |
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| Mikes! wrote: | | Should I lock this thread and say, "keep it for the PMs, Joe"? I can't really decide. |
Nah, leave it. It's funny, and it's not like it's hurting anything.
Dear Mr. Logan,
Even though I can't email you anymore, can I still post questions?
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the bunk
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:15 am Post subject: |
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| Mushroom Pie wrote: | Dear Mr. Logan,
Even though I continue to be a moron and not obey my restraining order, can I still post questions? |
Logan's Answer: SHUT UP STUPID.
NEXT QUESTION.
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Squishy
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:17 am Post subject: |
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what's your favorite color?
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the bunk
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:19 am Post subject: |
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| Squishy wrote: | | what's your favorite color? |
what kind of dumbass question is that, dumbass? who even has a favorite color anyway? colors are for hippies and idiots, and i hate both. don't you think i have better things to do than answer dumb questions from idiots? You sir, are wasting my valuble time asking me about dumbass colors and shitty favorites. colors make me angry. ANGRY. i like red.
NEXT QUESTION.
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DJ The Stick
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:20 am Post subject: |
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Dear Mr. President,
Who will be your running mate in the 2008 elections?
-DJ
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the bunk
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:23 am Post subject: |
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| DJ The Stick wrote: | Dear Mr. President,
Who will be your running mate in the 2008 elections?
-DJ |
Dear cockface,
Nobody, stupid. I won't need a running mate because all the men will be racing to the ballots to give me a virtual high-five by voting for me, and the ladies will obviously be swooning all over the ballot that they'll have to vote for me. who needs a stupid running mate for idiots? I sure don't. In fact, that'll be part of my campaign. "Logan, he's cool enough not to have a running mate". Also, the word "mate" is dumb. keep it in australia, you commie.
I hate the British,
-Logan.
NEXT QUESTION
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Empy
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:25 am Post subject: |
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Dear sexy,
What are you wearing?
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:25 am Post subject: |
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| Empy wrote: | Dear sexy,
What are you wearing? |
Dear fuckface,
shut up before I smash your face in.
NEXT QUESTION.
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Empy
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:31 am Post subject: |
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Is this sentence a lie?
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the bunk
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:32 am Post subject: |
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| Empy wrote: | | Is this sentence a lie? |
what? shut up. shut up you idiot.
NEXT QUESTION.
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Squishy
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:34 am Post subject: |
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buts twelve by pies?
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