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Evangel · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:00 am Post subject: N*gg* stole my ball.

Alright. So theres some little 4 year old black kid who lives next door to me named "Tay Tay." He's really...trained...badly because his mom is a stupid sack of shit who doesn't do anything at all to raise her children. So me and my friend Shane are at the park which is across the street and I brought my basketball and Shane brought his skateboard. Tay Tay came with his little cousin who's like 3 or something, and so Tay Tay is trying to skate on Shanes board and wouldn't let his little cousin use it or whatever. His little cousin starts crying and so I'm like "Wanna use my basketball instead?" He nods and takes it out of my hand. So I'm talking with Shane on the little kid playground. After a while I forget to watch Tay Tay and his little cousin so he goes home and when I'm about to leave the park I remember he has my ball. So today I question him about my basketball, and he's all "n0 i dun0 ware it iz!" And I'm pretty sure he has it in his house somewhere but he won't give it to me, even after I tell him I'll get my dog on him (I wouldn't really, it's just an empty threat, he's afraid of her even though she doesn't bite) Any ideas on how to get my ball back?

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:05 am Post subject:

ask his mom.
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RockmanWilliam · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:06 am Post subject:

She's a fat sack of shit, s2pid.
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Evangel · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:06 am Post subject:

His mom is a fat black lady who probably encouraged him to take it Devastated.

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:12 am Post subject:

hey, innocent until proven guilty.
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

RockmanWilliam · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:16 am Post subject:

Didn't you see him with your basketball the other day?
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Evangel · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:18 am Post subject:

I thought it was mine but it was his bootleg Six Flags ball that he was bouncing.

Tacofiend · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:20 am Post subject:

Bust a cap in his ass! Screw the ball! This isn't about toys anymore; it's about respect!
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DJ The Stick · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:22 am Post subject:

I'd say Taco has the most SAGE advice so far.

-DJ
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Mike Novick · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:00 am Post subject:

Empy · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:04 am Post subject:

Sploich · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:14 am Post subject:

I'm just glad he only stole one from you or else this would be an awkward thread...

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the bunk · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:29 am Post subject:

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Empy · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:48 am Post subject: