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Hooooomsar Class-hole

Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Posts: 3721 Status: User Location: TARDVILLE
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:33 am Post subject: What's the stupidest question you've ever been asked |
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w00t for spamming stupid question threads _________________ I'M A TARD  |
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Yazz Growing a Forest

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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:45 am Post subject: |
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you know those blue signs that have a P on them meaning parking, i was asked by a girl in the car with us at the "does that sign mean that P plater drivers are allowed to drive here?"
i havent spoken to her since. _________________ "Everyone makes choices in this world, sometimes we choose right and sometimes we choose wrong, with that in mind no matter what we choose we should aim to have fun no matter what we are doing." Yazz |
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Hooooomsar Class-hole

Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Posts: 3721 Status: User Location: TARDVILLE
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:46 am Post subject: |
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| Yazz wrote: | you know those blue signs that have a P on them meaning parking, i was asked by a girl in the car with us at the "does that sign mean that P plater drivers are allowed to drive here?"
i havent spoken to her since. |
I don't get it, actually. _________________ I'M A TARD  |
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Rocky Sullivan Endut! Hoch Hech!

Gender:  Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5755 Status: User Location: Cunter, Switzerland
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:53 am Post subject: |
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| Yazz wrote: | you know those blue signs that have a P on them meaning parking, i was asked by a girl in the car with us at the "does that sign mean that P plater drivers are allowed to drive here?"
i havent spoken to her since. |
haha
Who was it? _________________
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Yazz Growing a Forest

Gender:  Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 1012 Status: User Location: We Choose Our Own Ending In Life
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:56 am Post subject: |
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Do you know someone named Dean who lives in town? his girlfriend, the saddest thing is she's 22! _________________ "Everyone makes choices in this world, sometimes we choose right and sometimes we choose wrong, with that in mind no matter what we choose we should aim to have fun no matter what we are doing." Yazz |
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Rocky Sullivan Endut! Hoch Hech!

Gender:  Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5755 Status: User Location: Cunter, Switzerland
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:21 am Post subject: |
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Rings a bell, actually. _________________
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Mavhunter The Magical Mr. Ringo

Gender:  Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 4367 Status: User Location: Look where my hand was.
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:17 am Post subject: |
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This ranks high:
"Where is Christopher Newport University?"
"Uh... how about NEWPORT NEWS."
"Uh, okay."
People from the area actually need to know the area. _________________
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Steveo Da Bishop

Gender:  Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 2272 Status: User Location: My office
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:41 am Post subject: |
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Someone asked me "Why do dogs lick their balls"
I responded "Because they can" _________________ MY BARF is TASTIER than Yours!!!
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Carlo Von Sexron a sexy revolution

Gender:  Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 2135 Status: User Location: goodness I have dropped the constitution
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Steveo wrote: | Someone asked me "Why do dogs lick their balls"
I responded "Because they can" |
Because they can't make a fist. _________________
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Evangel Seasoned Raven
Gender:  Joined: 14 May 2006 Posts: 458 Status: User Location: Penile Identification required beyond this point.
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:46 am Post subject: |
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| Once, it was raining and I walked in the house and I told my brother to let up his car windows, and he responds with "Why?" |
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RockmanWilliam Its_The_Sneak!!!

Gender:  Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 3691 Status: User
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:49 am Post subject: |
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"Can you get pregnant from anal"
Via the poster above me _________________
| Zenodoros wrote: | | I had it both ways throughout the night fight. |
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possums c'mon

Gender:  Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 2774 Status: User Location: Tashkent, PA
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:57 am Post subject: |
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| RockmanWilliam wrote: | | "Can you get pregnant from anal" |
Same actually. But from a different person.
Also, "wow, is that underwater food?" In reference to a piece of salmon. _________________
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Evangel Seasoned Raven
Gender:  Joined: 14 May 2006 Posts: 458 Status: User Location: Penile Identification required beyond this point.
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:59 am Post subject: |
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| RockmanWilliam wrote: | "Can you get pregnant from anal"
Via the poster above me |
SHUT UP.
IT SEEMS POSSIBLE.
Another stupid question I've been asked is "Are you mixed?"
by hundreds of idiot kids at my school. |
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Sharp

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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:01 am Post subject: |
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| RockmanWilliam wrote: | | "Can you get pregnant from anal" |
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Tsuta the SockMaster

Gender:  Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 1836 Status: Administrator Location: Twilite Zone
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:08 am Post subject: |
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My friend once asked me something similar. "Can you get pregnant from giving a BJ?"
When I told her no, that the sperm would have no route to her eggs she got all angry and told me, "You don't know that! They might be able to!" Why even ask in the first place if you won't believe my answer? -.-
I hate stupid people. _________________ Homsars Girl n. a bagpipe bent on engulfing the world in a mix of pepper and ketchup.
Our IRC channel is here! :]
Married to DJ the d00d. |
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