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Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:10 am Post subject: war between canada and USA?

you canadians have something to prove, go out there and tear some heads off!

seriously, do you think a war between the two would be glorious?

how would their allies split?
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Steveo · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:10 am Post subject:

"As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. " - O.W.
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cyber95 · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:59 pm Post subject:

Don't fight us! Our army's best weapon is a super soaker. A single super soaker.
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cow_with_gun · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:04 pm Post subject:

Hell no!

Our army is not even a super soaker. It is a guy with a leaky hose.

Plus if there was, U.S. would lose all of it's trust, and their would be a pretty much world war 3. Remember Korea and the sploadies?

Mavhunter · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:51 pm Post subject:

Everybody else hates us, let's bring it all around!
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Mushroom Pie · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:24 pm Post subject:

I hear that they're working on a new nuke. If you were to draw a line around the furthest reaches of its nuclear fallout, you would have a shape the exact size and shape of Canada.

They've got red on their flag, so it only makes sense, really.
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Mavhunter · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:26 pm Post subject:

So do we. o_O
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Mushroom Pie · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:38 pm Post subject:

Ah, but that's different. When the American flag was created, the color for Communism was purple. They switched to red just to make us mad, but we didn't change our flag because our patriotic resolve is too great for that sort of thing.
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:47 pm Post subject:

the American flag predates Communism.
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Mushroom Pie · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:02 pm Post subject:

That's what they want you to think.
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Isn't that what you want us to think?

Mushroom Pie · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:50 pm Post subject:

No no, I just want you to think (correctly) that Communism didn't use the color red before the American flag. It was still very real.
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Steveo · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:55 pm Post subject:

RockmanWilliam · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:09 pm Post subject:

BLAME CANADA BLAME CANADA
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Icculus · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:09 pm Post subject:

Canada was mad at the US for firing thousands of bullets into the Great Lakes, as part of Coast Guard practices, thus lead-poisoning the fish.
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