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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It must have a tiny black hole in it, and you'd die.

What if?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then.

What if all countries merged into one?

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We'd be one step closer to living out futurama.

What if you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then I wouldn't get the reference.

What if batman was raped by a donkey?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then he'd have sperm that tastes like rust in his mouth.

What if there were no shoes?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If there were no shoes, people would form calloses(sp?) on their feet to protect them from most harmful objects on the ground, and they would be almost as good as shoes.


What if somebody set us up the bomb?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then we get signal!


What if all your base are belong to us
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then I would say "all your base belong to I", hoping to reclaim the lost base(s).

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then you'd get arrested for murder.

What if Bender was 100 feet tall?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gravity would BEND-er him.

What if I could fly.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

some confused hunter would probably shoot you down.

what if the Pope could fly?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He'd shoot himself down.

What if I was immune to all diseases.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

then i'd stab you to death.

what if the little bread things in chex mix tasted good?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The world would end. That's impossible

What if Count Chocula got promoted to Archduke?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vampire Hunter D would end him.

What if Dave got layed?
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