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You awaken to sunlight and the sound of waves crashing on the beach. Sitting up groggily, you rub your eyes and try to remember what happened. Nothing comes to readily to mind. The sea breeze jogs your memory. You remember taking your rich uncle's seaplane out for a joy ride while he was busy getting drunk and picking up chicks. The last thing you remember is the engine failing and tail-spinning into the water. Now you're wet, sandy and from the looks of it, a long way from home. You don't know how long you've been out.
You stumble to your feet and have a quick look around. Press PAUSE to open MENU.
You feel the urge to throw a baby
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Its_The_Sneak!!!
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| Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:32 am Post subject: |
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throw baby!
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
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Otogi-san
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| Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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| examine crab |
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Christo
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| Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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The wind up...
..and the pitch.
Yeah, that felt good.
Your average, everyday crab. Looks friendly enough.
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| Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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| >GET CRAB |
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| Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:44 am Post subject: |
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You got crab, Assface!
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| Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:56 am Post subject: |
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| > Use KEYS on CRAB |
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Seanie
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:20 am Post subject: |
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| >PHONE HOME |
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:30 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | > Use KEYS on CRAB |
I can't use those things together.
Done and done.
It's dead, Jim.
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Perform CPR on CELL PHONE |
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Sharp wrote: | | Perform CPR on CELL PHONE |
>I don't know how to preform CPR on CELL PHONE!
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| Resuscitate cell phone |
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Resuscitate cell phone |
>I don't know how to Resuscitate cell phone!
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| Plug CRAB into CELL PHONE |
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