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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:49 pm    Post subject: Game o' Death (Happy?) Reply with quote

With Tsuta's permission I'm gonna try this. For those of you who don't know how to play, I give a situation. Then, you try to kill me, and if I think it's worthy enough, you get a point. You don't have to post every round. You can use anything, as long as you explain how you get special things, like nukes.

Scenario 1: This takes place in the middle ages. I am in cottage with 10 snipers with crossbows, and 4 armored guards around me. Kill me.

Scenario2: I'm in a press box at Super Bowl XLI. You have to kill me, but you can't kill anyone other than me. You have $1000 dollars after buying the ticket. Remember that if you were to try to snipe me, a guard would probably tackle you. Lats do it.

Scenario 3:I'm in the middle of an open field with a gun. I can see in all directions at the same time. I attempt to shoot anyone I see. You can't use any sort of projectile to kill me so you have to kill me a close range. And try to keep with technology already created. For fun, whoever has the best entry will get two points.

Scenario 4: In this one, I am sitting in an empty room with no windows and no way in from the outside.(Air can still get in/out). So it's impossible to make an entrance or kill me with a bomb. You have to kill me within 24 hours. (No magic of any kind on this one please.)

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Hooooomsar:1
ITS:4
cow_with_gun:2
Empy:2
Wiznerd:2
Sean:1
Belgian Bronco:1
Sharp:2
Y2K:1
Cyber:1


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah. This again.

hm.

I convince the villagers that you're a warlock, attempting to conjure the devil. Armored guards and snipers or not, the sheer number of the villagers overwhelms the snipers and armed guards, allowing me to slip past using them as a diversion and quietly slit your throat.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I get Trogdor to burninate you and your (thatched-roof) cottage.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

By the way, I'll let the round go for the most of 2 days, unless I'm postpwn3d.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I, being a wealthy man, purchase a fine suit of armor too heavy for fast paced battle that can block arrows, and my own crossbow. Adding a small telescope to my crossbow, I find that I can draw a cross on it and get a general idea of where the arrow will land. I shoot you through a window from a distance, while perhaps deflecting an arrow or two myself from your snipers. Needless to say, I only need one quick shot, so I can get it in without alerting the guards beforehand.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I go emo(not death for sean). Your girlfriend was secretly madly in love with me. In an ignorant rage, she has sex with all of your troops. When it's your turn for "Making Love", she stabs the living *bleep* out of you.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Belgianbronco wrote:
I commit suicide. Your girlfriend was secretly madly in love with me. In an ignorant rage, she has sex with all of your troops. When it's your turn for "Making Love", she stabs the living *bleep* out of you.


You realize being dead in this game is bad, right?

From cover behind a large rock, I fire a few flaming arrows onto your nice little wooden cottage, and the field surrounding it. I escape silently, leaving you to your fire-y grave.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, but it was that or going emo.
I changed it for you, sean.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I, being an expert metalsmith and a not-too-bad shot, manufacture an arbalest, a metal crossbow that is far superior in terms of range to that of the normal wooden crossbows your snipers have. I then dip my arrow in an oil and wax mixture, light that on fire, and shoot it into the highly flammable thatched roof of your cottage. As it's burning, you invariably run out, and the next arrow I fire kills you.

And Sharp, telescopes weren't around 'till the renaissance.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its_The_Sneak!!! wrote:


And Sharp, telescopes weren't around 'till the renaissance.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_telescopes

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I travel back in time with my DeLorean to the middle ages with the Doc and plow right through your thatched roof cottage and silly english kaniggets.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hooooomsar wrote:
Its_The_Sneak!!! wrote:


And Sharp, telescopes weren't around 'till the renaissance.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_telescopes

WROOOOOOOOOOONG
uh, no, that proves me right.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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In 385 BC, Democritus announced that the Milky Way is composed of vast multitudes of stars [1], it has been maintained by some that he could only have been led to form such an opinion from actual examination with a telescope.


O RLY?

Try reading shit before you comment, you dumb fuck.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Read more, there's no proof.
No proof of telescopes 'till the 16th century.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right. Except the fact that the he couldn't know that without a telescope.

Logic is not important.
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