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Its_The_Sneak!!! Blocked by SOPA
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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Hooooomsar wrote: | And wouldn't shoving a tube down someone's throat be considered artificial respiration? | Saxitoxin's a neurotoxin. The reason you need artificial respiration is because your lungs can't function at all. You're gonna need more than a tube. _________________ Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
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Hooooomsar Class-hole
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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They could just hook me up to a ventilator. The lungs natural elasticity would take care of the breathing. _________________ I'M A TARD |
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Its_The_Sneak!!! Blocked by SOPA
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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rather than argue why that wouldn't work, I'll just say that the doctors try to pirce your skin first and hook you up to a heart-lung machine, and while they continue to fail to do that, you suffocate. _________________ Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
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Hooooomsar Class-hole
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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I doubt they'd waste 12 hours on it. _________________ I'M A TARD |
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Its_The_Sneak!!! Blocked by SOPA
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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hospital's busy, as I said. And the doctors that work on you are from Scrubs, and they're too busy delving into the depths of their daydreams and hiding from janitors to save your life. _________________ Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
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Hooooomsar Class-hole
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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Scrubs episodes are only an hour long.
and Dr. Cox would save me. <.< _________________ I'M A TARD |
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Its_The_Sneak!!! Blocked by SOPA
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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well, I could always do the disguise thing and thwart the hospital's efforts to revive you. Geez, you're really splitting hairs. They wouldn't even know how to treat you at first, since you weren't eating seafood. _________________ Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
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Hooooomsar Class-hole
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:59 pm Post subject: |
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Dave: 2
Cow: 1
Noone seems interested in this scenario, so I'm moving on.
Scenario 3:
I'm a cartoon with infinite Bugs Bunny style powers. You're trapped in the cartoon world with me, but you're not a true cartoon yourself, and lack any of the associated powers. Kill me.
Point of reference: If it wouldn't kill Bugs Bunny, it probably won't kill me.
Also, you CAN kill yourself in the process here. _________________ I'M A TARD
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Seanie kid with the will to funk
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cyber95 Cheesy Special FX
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:08 am Post subject: |
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I pull out a bazooka and shoot you.
Sure, Bugs can handle a shotgun, but I ain't never seen him try to escape the wrath of a bazooka. _________________
.daerps em pleh ot erutangis ruoy otni em ypoC .suriv erutangis a ma I
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Hooooomsar Class-hole
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:11 am Post subject: |
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I end up burnt looking and sooty with gigantic stereotype black lips. I then shake the burnt-ness off and go on about my business.
Also, Point for Sean _________________ I'M A TARD |
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Its_The_Sneak!!! Blocked by SOPA
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:28 am Post subject: |
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I write a joke so funny that it's lethal and read it aloud. We both die of laughter. _________________ Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:29 am Post subject: |
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Welcome to a guro cartoon. I lure you in nicely, then slice you open and rape you until your death. |
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cyber95 Cheesy Special FX
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:36 am Post subject: |
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Ah, but ITS, remember that you can't die in the process of killing him anymore. _________________
.daerps em pleh ot erutangis ruoy otni em ypoC .suriv erutangis a ma I
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Its_The_Sneak!!! Blocked by SOPA
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:38 am Post subject: |
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read his Scenario 3 post again. _________________ Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust" |
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