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dodger · Gender: Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 2136 Status: User

What? I do, and I refuse to feel shame about it.

If a friend of yours had a freakishly disproportionate head, stared at you all the time, and vomited incredible amounts of milky fluid constantly... you wouldn't be his friend anymore. Now, why do we take that shit from babies? Just because they "don't know any better"? Whatever, that's bullshit.

Anybody else here not like children? Not want children in your future? It's a big deal, so share.

I, for one, am sick of being treated as though I were some sort of monster because I don't like children.

the bunk · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:54 am Post subject:

dodger is boarding to the x-treme
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Terri · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:56 am Post subject:

Sometimes I really like babies. Other times, they drive me crazy. I feel like my love for them is inversely proportional to how loud they are.

'Round these parts, we like to call 'em "ectoparasites."

dodger · Gender: Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 2136 Status: User

What? I haven't been around for a long time... I have all these feelings to express.

Soon, I will post you all into oblivion, and only I will remain. There can be only one.

Mavhunter · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:58 am Post subject:

I totally have 3,500 more posts than you.
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the bunk · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:59 am Post subject:

i like children for the fourteen minutes before they start shrieking.
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fruiterian · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:00 am Post subject:

I would fuck up any children I had mightily in the head. I lack the patience to deal with small children. I totally cannot see myself with children. Ever.

The last time I held a baby in my arms I was twitching and itching to give the fucker away. But no, I had to hold onto her, and apparently the bitch liked me. Ugh. At least my mother doesn't expect me to be a baby-making machine. Fuck, I'm not entirely sure if my father can see me with children either. I suppose I can deal with being the crazy aunt or some shit like that.

When I get older I want a cat and I'll bond with it and that will probably be sufficient emotional attachment.
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Mavhunter · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:00 am Post subject:

I'm more of a toddler kind of guy, anyway.
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Seanie · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:00 am Post subject:

the bunk · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:00 am Post subject:

toddlers are obnoxious and run around movie theatres
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fruiterian · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:01 am Post subject:

Toddlers are even worse, seriously. I mean, they try talking to you and then you have to deal with all their shit and then they won't leave you alone. No, I won't have any of that. I'll just sit back and bond with my cat, thank you.

I think the youngest child I could bear adopting would be 13.
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Seanie · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:01 am Post subject:

Mavhunter · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:02 am Post subject:

But they're adorable and running in a movie theater rocks.
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the bunk · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:03 am Post subject:

you suck. move the midwest.
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fruiterian · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:03 am Post subject: