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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

[23:09] ShrpEvil: No.
[23:10] barrellcaskett: why not?
[23:10] ShrpEvil: Que.
[23:10] barrellcaskett: ...What
[23:10] ShrpEvil: Exactly. Good job.
[23:10] barrellcaskett: ...what
[23:10] barrellcaskett: OH FUCK YOU
[23:10] barrellcaskett: FUCK
[23:10] barrellcaskett: YOU

Otogi-san · gleep glorp Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User

There needs to be some sort of socks AIM room for you fags who don't come in the IRC channel.

the snuggler · Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:12 am Post subject:

<frufy> do you know what bugs me? our conversations are much more amusing than anything ever than what people post in the convulsations thread but no one bothers posting them :<
<frufy> play y 8
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i rhyme in tsunamis and this is just a drop of it

Otogi-san · gleep glorp Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User

<sean> join
<DaveHallewell> sean has been added to the current game
<sanyo> fag
<sanyo> nice timing
<sanyo> D;
<sean> count
<DaveHallewell> DaveRhodes: 1 frufy: 4 beyonder: 7 sanyo: 7 jon: 6 sean: 7
<sean> perfect timing~
<frufy> emo
<sanyo> haha
<sean> wait
<sean> someone reverse it

Seanie · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:49 am Post subject:

formeragentbauer: you listen to british "twee pop"
formeragentbauer: .
formeragentbauer signed off at 11:47:57 PM.

Otogi-san · gleep glorp Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User

* jinks has joined #homestarrules
* Essie sets mode: +v jinks
<jinks> sup kids?
<DaveRhodes> I mean, just 'cause I'd like to make googly eyes at her and spread I Can't Believe It's Not Butter all over her while we're both naked doesn't mean I'm going to start sharing my most intimate fantasies all over the place
<DaveRhodes> ...
<DaveRhodes> wow
<jinks> ....
<DaveRhodes> bad time to walk in
<jinks> what did i walk into?

cow_with_gun · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:41 am Post subject:

Yes!

Yes!

That was very much thread deserving.

Senor Cardgage · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:05 am Post subject:

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:11 pm Post subject:

Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:43 pm Post subject:

bonniestandupsneakpeek

[sstayrary] says:
So, Kate Moss is coming out with her own perfume
JJ~ I'm just here buzz me says:
omg
[sstayrary] says:
Do you think it'll be... [corpse]... do you think it'll be... a powder??
JJ~ I'm just here buzz me says:
its her sweat
[sstayrary] says:
Hang on I have to ride these waves of applause
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the snuggler · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:20 am Post subject:

formeragentbauer: i explained to the choreographer that i wanted this scene to truly encapsulate the absurdness and hectic nature of a fish with three titties
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i rhyme in tsunamis and this is just a drop of it

Evangel · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:51 am Post subject:

possums · Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:13 am Post subject:

Context: I was planning with Bobbert my possible SF trip, then realized it was impossible. This is where we find our heroes...

englodroheim: so yeah almost certainly not
formeragentbauer: better call it off with craig and his list
englodroheim: dear Craig
englodroheim: I'm sorry baby
englodroheim: I had 2 go
englodroheim: u no how it is
englodroheim: love
englodroheim: Rishondae Kalanikwa
formeragentbauer: dear ether,
formeragentbauer: how cud u do dis
formeragentbauer: y yes i do no how it is
formeragentbauer: but u shud break up w/me 4 reel prz
formeragentbauer: love,
formeragentbauer: henry rollins
englodroheim: Hrry,
englodroheim: wen u get w/urself
englodroheim: do u think
englodroheim: o dude
englodroheim: dere is my weiner
englodroheim: and den go
englodroheim: "WTF HENRY ROLLINS POP"
englodroheim: please reply hastily and agsmoraly,
englodroheim: Doug Fantione
formeragentbauer: dear black chick,
formeragentbauer: yes
formeragentbauer: love,
formeragentbauer: harry
englodroheim: Chunky-
englodroheim: How goes it old chap?
englodroheim: Well?
englodroheim: ...
englodroheim: ...
8:50 PM
englodroheim: Martha, I think the phone turned into a piece of paper.
englodroheim: Variously,
englodroheim: Lord Squigglefunk von Diehood, Mrs.
formeragentbauer: dear president taft,
formeragentbauer: i will never give up the secrets of the the perfect candy you sonovabitch
formeragentbauer: also craig sez hi
formeragentbauer: love,
englodroheim: DURR NIGGA,
englodroheim: THIZ RISHONDAE LIL' BROVER ANTON
englodroheim: AHM ABOUTA BUST ONE CAP IN YO ASS
englodroheim: WE CALL DAT CAP
englodroheim: "THUGMAROLE"
englodroheim: DAT NIGGA A PORTMANTO OF THUG
englodroheim: AND RIGMAROLE
englodroheim: RESPECK
englodroheim: WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS
englodroheim: THUGFULLY YOURS,
englodroheim: ANTON GATTACHOO
formeragentbauer: dear mr. jefferson,
formeragentbauer: i know you hate me and what i have done
formeragentbauer: but please
formeragentbauer: let's crash my car
formeragentbauer: and see if the airbags go off
formeragentbauer: k
formeragentbauer: love,
formeragentbauer: oprah
englodroheim: To Whom it May Concern,
englodroheim: how's it going To Whommy baby?
englodroheim: it's been such a long time!
englodroheim: tell me, am I still in the it May Concern family will?
englodroheim: let me know sooner than later,
englodroheim: Barbara Walters XVII
formeragentbauer: dear barb,
formeragentbauer: no longer can we work it out
formeragentbauer: i love you too much
formeragentbauer: love,
formeragentbauer: that dog you stole
englodroheim: Arfzilla,
englodroheim: this is neither Barb nor Barb's estate
englodroheim: this is the murderer
englodroheim: OF BARBARA WALTERS
englodroheim: X
englodroheim: V
englodroheim: AND A VARYING AMOUNT OF I'S
formeragentbauer: dear kid,
englodroheim: I am sending this to you so that you might have some form of evidence against me
formeragentbauer: although you may have murdered barbara
englodroheim: should I require a suicide failsafe
englodroheim: thanks for interrupting,
formeragentbauer: you still do an awesome star jones impression
englodroheim: Louie
8:55 PM
formeragentbauer: so please
formeragentbauer: let's put this "murder" behind us
formeragentbauer: and hook me up with some x
formeragentbauer: love,
formeragentbauer: barbara walters
englodroheim: Dearest Barb,
englodroheim: X is not a very good band
englodroheim: Begrudgingly,
englodroheim: Dave Mustaine
formeragentbauer: dave mustaine,
formeragentbauer: yes i steal dogs
formeragentbauer: love,
formeragentbauer: dave mustaine
englodroheim: HEY ASSHOLE,
englodroheim: FUCK
englodroheim: AND SUCK
englodroheim: AND NUTS
englodroheim: AND EVERYTHING EVER YOU DIE FASTER
englodroheim: Love,
englodroheim: Kerry King, James Hetfield, Marty Friedman, and every single person Dave Mustaine has had a feud with
englodroheim: p.s. Jesus couldn't make it
formeragentbauer: dear jesus
formeragentbauer: sorry i couldnt meet up
formeragentbauer: let's toss back a couple brews tom. with dave mustaine
formeragentbauer: i think he wants to return your dog
formeragentbauer: jk
formeragentbauer: !!
formeragentbauer: love,
formeragentbauer: larry the cable guy (not the comedian)
englodroheim: Lawrence,
englodroheim: come home for dinner
englodroheim: your phony persona won't fool me
englodroheim: love and stuff,
englodroheim: Mamma Whitney-Cable Guy-Price
formeragentbauer: donald,
formeragentbauer: i know you punched my horse
formeragentbauer: you fucker
formeragentbauer: love,
formeragentbauer: eleanor roosevelt
englodroheim: Dear "Obsessed With the Pain of Animals"
englodroheim: It looks to me like you're having a hard time coming to grips with the fact that you enjoy the pain and suffering of small woodland creatures.
englodroheim: I can only define such a state as "inhumane" and "rofl," and I urge you to seek mental support.
englodroheim: With TLC,
englodroheim: Charles Manson
formeragentbauer: dear chuckles,
formeragentbauer: did you just ensue i dont support the troops
formeragentbauer: because i dont
9:00 PM
formeragentbauer: you would be accurate in that statement
formeragentbauer: what
formeragentbauer: love,
formeragentbauer: what
englodroheim: Dear Stone Cold Steve Austin,
englodroheim: your repeated usage of the word "what" has grown tiresome and trite
englodroheim: not unlike:
englodroheim: the Bush Administration
englodroheim: the Jews
englodroheim: most television shows
englodroheim: and ham
englodroheim: I don't know why I'm bothering to sign this,
englodroheim: Already Dead in Connecticut
formeragentbauer: dear nancy grace,
formeragentbauer: your racist remarks concerning ham have gone too far
formeragentbauer: you know far too well that ham is only responsible for their high crime rate because of their low socioeconomic status, and the introduction of beef
formeragentbauer: yours in christ,
formeragentbauer: abby
englodroheim: Dear Guilty White Woman,
englodroheim: can I call you GWW?
englodroheim: good
englodroheim: FRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT
englodroheim: love always,
englodroheim: a butt
formeragentbauer: dear ann coulter,
formeragentbauer: does GWW stand for 'gears of war'
formeragentbauer: if so thx i lik that game
formeragentbauer: an skateboard
formeragentbauer: i skatbord lots
formeragentbauer: lol
formeragentbauer: love,
formeragentbauer: 2/3ds of congress
englodroheim: Democratic Republic of the Congress,
englodroheim: lol,
englodroheim: Gears Wof War?
englodroheim: naw.
englodroheim: truly impostulate,
englodroheim: Dunk Mundersman, Esq.
formeragentbauer: to my good friend 'dunk'
formeragentbauer: you know full well you dont own any land
formeragentbauer: you stole it from my great mustachio'd son
formeragentbauer: who later died trying to defend his special non-fat brand of frozen yogurt
formeragentbauer: you son of a bitch
formeragentbauer: love,
formeragentbauer: the House fan club
englodroheim: Mr. Rollins,
englodroheim: bitching tats!
9:05 PM
englodroheim: TRY USING INK NEXT TIME FAGGOROLLA
englodroheim: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
englodroheim: 1337 candorz,
englodroheim: the internet
formeragentbauer: dear al gore,
formeragentbauer: thanks for your kind words!
formeragentbauer: unfortunately i cant return every email sent to me by my fan club, but i want to say thanks for sending the effort!
formeragentbauer: i hope you continue to support black flag, rollins band, and my many other endeavors!
formeragentbauer: i eat children.
formeragentbauer: love,
formeragentbauer: henry "chuckles" rollinz
englodroheim: dearest Bumple Chuck,
englodroheim: even though this is entirely unrelated to the current Henry Rollins-Al Gore feud
englodroheim: I just want to say that you probably should stop bombing Chicago
englodroheim: love a lot,
englodroheim: Stranded in the Sears Tower
englodroheim: PS!
englodroheim: Pee
englodroheim: Esssssssssss
formeragentbauer: dear "stranded,
formeragentbauer: ill stop bombing your tower when your mom stops fucking my penis!
formeragentbauer: ZONG!
formeragentbauer: love,
formeragentbauer: osama bin laden
formeragentbauer: ps 8 minutes into 9/11 never 4gt Nevar Ferget

englodroheim: Dear Mr. Script
englodroheim: can I call you Post?
englodroheim: Posty?
englodroheim: Posterior?
englodroheim: ok?
englodroheim: good
englodroheim: FFFRRRRRTTTTTTTT
englodroheim: I struck again,
englodroheim: a butt
formeragentbauer: YOU FUCKING BUTT
formeragentbauer: THIS ISNT THE LAST OF THIS
formeragentbauer: YOU HEAR
formeragentbauer: YOU HEAR ME YOU BUTT
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the bunk · Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:33 am Post subject:

act II: i im ethan

President Logan: NIGGA U AINT UP ON THIS
englodroheim: WUH
President Logan: SOPHMORE THREE YURS
President Logan: CANAT GET A CARRUR
President Logan: SHE LIKE FUCK IT
President Logan: AND WHEN IT ALL
President Logan: IT ALL FALLS DOWWWWWN
President Logan: SOUTH SIDE
President Logan: SOUTH SIDE
President Logan: WE GONNA SET THIS PARTY OFF RIGHT
President Logan: WES 'SIDE
President Logan: WES 'SID
President Logan: E
President Logan: CHI TOWN
President Logan: CHI TOWN
President Logan: GONNA HSOW U HOW TO GET DOWN
President Logan: anyway what's up
englodroheim: I just came bling
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Mikes! · Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 1843 Status: Moderator

NONE OF THESE CONVERSATIONS ARE FUNNY.