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possums · Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:56 am Post subject:

YOU LIE

YOU LIE CORPORATE PIGFUCK
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the bunk · Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:58 pm Post subject:

ethan told me to post that last one

BUT FUCK YOU MIKE THAT LETTERZ ONE WAS PURE GOLD,
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possums · Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:51 am Post subject:

33tzeppygorrila: By any chance have you heard 50 Cents's hit single "In da Club"?
englodroheim: Why yes good sir, I in fact listened to it at my most recent gala event at the next door boutique.
englodroheim: Why pray tell do you ask?
l33tzeppygorrila: I was fortunate enough to hear it by chance the other day on a stroll
l33tzeppygorrila: A dashing couple of Negroid nature happened to have 50 Cents's critically successful "get Rich or Die Trying" in their car stereo system
l33tzeppygorrila: And most fortunately "In Da Club" was eminating from their car/
6:35 PM
englodroheim: How fortuitous
l33tzeppygorrila: It baffles me to this day, but whenever I listen to that song, I find myself most ironically In "da" Club
l33tzeppygorrila: I think that is the popular vernacular as of late
englodroheim: Quite, replacing "the" with "da" or "de" has become quite fashionable among the Negrified lads and ladies of the city.
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possums · Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:41 am Post subject:

[20:11] englodroheim: is it un-bro of someone to encroach on another's girlfriend
[20:11] englodroheim: even if they have a long-distance relationship
[20:11] englodroheim: and the other is pretty much asexual?
[20:11] englodroheim: it sounds pretty un-bro to me
[20:12] Skurly Water Pog: it sounds pretty un-bro sure
[20:12] Skurly Water Pog: but I also think way too many people are uptight
[20:12] Skurly Water Pog: I mean, I just proposition this guy's wife for sex and he's like "don't hang out here any more"
[20:12] Skurly Water Pog: and I'm like "what the heck dude."
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possums · Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:44 pm Post subject:

englodroheim: the only turn off is that she has a big fucking mouth
englodroheim: but I've met so many girls with big mouths lately that I think I should just get used to it
NinjaShadow421: but she can shoop whoops better than anyone you know
englodroheim: hahahahahahahahaha
englodroheim: HAHAHAHAHAHA
NinjaShadow421: either that or eat a huge fucking sandwich
englodroheim: YESSSSS
englodroheim: oh I'll give her a sandwich
9:40 AM
englodroheim: WITH MAYONNAISE.
NinjaShadow421: and by sandwich
NinjaShadow421: you mean
NinjaShadow421: ...
NinjaShadow421: yeah
englodroheim: yeah
NinjaShadow421: yeah
englodroheim: ...
englodroheim: a ruben club
englodroheim: y'know
englodroheim: what were you thinking?
NinjaShadow421: No I was thinking a chicken Gyro personally
englodroheim: oh those are good
NinjaShadow421: but I guess that would make more sense
englodroheim: gyros are really excellent you know
NinjaShadow421: Oh I know that gyros are really excellent
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possums · Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:33 am Post subject:

englodroheim: SHREDDINGER'S CAT
englodroheim: hahahahaha
TheShinyObject: that's awesome
englodroheim: I know!
TheShinyObject: The notes are only being played if you can rock them.
englodroheim: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
englodroheim: YOU'RE SMART.
TheShinyObject: I AM?!
englodroheim: I LIKE YOU.
TheShinyObject: OH BOY
englodroheim: that is smart as fuck.
TheShinyObject: Awesome
englodroheim: I WANT SECKS PLZ
TheShinyObject: YAY
TheShinyObject: LETS DO IT
TheShinyObject: TELL ME BOUT THE 7 JUMP
englodroheim: WHAT
englodroheim: ARE WE TALKING PARATROOPICS HERE
englodroheim: CAUSE I KNOW SOME TROOPICS
englodroheim: I'M FROM THE TROOPICS
englodroheim: TROOPIC OF CAPRICORN LIEK WHUT
englodroheim: LOL GEOGRAPHY AND LITERATURE LIEK WHUT
TheShinyObject: LOL DULDRUMS
englodroheim: HENRY MILLER AND MAGELLAN LOL
englodroheim: HENRY MEGELLAN LOL
TheShinyObject: I'M GELLIN'
englodroheim: ELITIST CONVOS IN CAPS LOCK = (b@_@)b
TheShinyObject: HOLD ON NEED TO SWITCH TO MY MAC
englodroheim: HAHAHAHAHAHA
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possums · Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:51 pm Post subject:

I had like a million good conovos last night, one of which was with Mikes! Mills but I forgot to save. (long story short I'm coming down to SF sometime in December most likely)

Stuff I did save:

englodroheim (3:47:29 AM): NASSING COOD BE FEENER DAN TO BE IN KAROLINER IN DE MOOOOAANING
englodroheim (3:47:32 AM): ...reah.
englodroheim (3:47:43 AM): NASSING COOD BE FEENER DAN MY SHWEETY WHEN I MEET HER IN DEE MOOOOOANING
englodroheim (3:47:45 AM): ...reah.
englodroheim (3:47:54 AM): IF I HAD ARRADIN'S RAMP FOR ONLY A DAY
englodroheim (3:48:04 AM): IIIIID MAKE A WISH AND HEEZ WHAT I'D SAY
englodroheim (3:48:06 AM): ...reah.
englodroheim (3:48:17 AM): NASSING COULD BE FEENER DAN TO BE IN KAROLINER IN DE MAOOOOOOAOANING!!!
englodroheim (3:48:19 AM): (SKAT PART)
englodroheim (3:48:27 AM): zeet zat zoot didda zoot da zey
englodroheim (3:48:37 AM): sommy doot dadatada great big ears
englodroheim (3:48:44 AM): zoot doot rartata great big fears
englodroheim (3:48:54 AM): hey ho ha whu zaddoot dat!
englodroheim (3:48:57 AM): hey hey whoa big eyes you got!
englodroheim (3:49:05 AM): something stupid doopid let me in
englodroheim (3:49:11 AM): hat dat chooda dooda great big teeth
englodroheim (3:49:17 AM): doo rain doo rain doo rain doo rain doo rain doo rain doo rain doo rain doo rain
englodroheim (3:49:19 AM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

more l8r?
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possums · Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:36 am Post subject:

MrSnarflefoot: and thats the end of that anus...
MrSnarflefoot: now let me just wash my hands...
MrSnarflefoot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
englodroheim: the anus continues
englodroheim: THE ETERNAL RETURN
MrSnarflefoot: Episode VI: Return of the Anus
MrSnarflefoot: but first, the prequel. Episode I:The Phantom Anus "Where the hell did it go!???"
englodroheim: FOUND IT!
englodroheim: this stupid baby stole it
MrSnarflefoot: FUCK THAT BABY!
englodroheim: baby, you were born without an anus. give it back and just blow up already.
englodroheim: wahh... *hands over anus(
englodroheim: your non-irregular pooping days are over, baby.
englodroheim: KA-BAAAAAABY
MrSnarflefoot: HA!!!! you're amazing Ethan
MrSnarflefoot: .........
MrSnarflefoot: ..........
MrSnarflefoot: ..........
MrSnarflefoot: .........
MrSnarflefoot: ....................
MrSnarflefoot: .................
MrSnarflefoot: ...............
MrSnarflefoot: .......................................
MrSnarflefoot: NOT
MrSnarflefoot: BLACK

this was a good chat, but I think the fact that my friend needed to point out my lack of African descent, or rather lack of black coloration really made my night.
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the bunk · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:31 am Post subject:

agentbauer: man
agentbauer: walt captions thread
agentbauer: back in the GLORY DAYS of boarding
englodroheim: dude I miss that so much
englodroheim: especially since Walt never used periods.
englodroheim: he didn't believe in them.
formeragentbauer: hahaha
formeragentbauer: liberal media
formeragentbauer: infused captions
formeragentbauer: into our minds
englodroheim: PERIODS ARE JUST A WOMAN'S EXCUSE TO HOLD OUT ON SEX
formeragentbauer: and it's walt's job
formeragentbauer: to take then the fuck out
englodroheim: THE ONLY BLEEDING YOU'RE GETTING IS FROM ME
englodroheim: AND MAYBE THE DOG
englodroheim: WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS?
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Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:27 am Post subject:

MUCH good days.

http://www.socksandvinegar.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1599
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possums · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:33 am Post subject:

Oh god my mentioning Cagney instead of Durante put the nail in the coffin of that thread.

*waits for Dj the Stick to use phoenix down on said thread*
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Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:45 am Post subject:

yeah, it did... what the fuck man. :'/

some good captions though
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the bunk · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:54 pm Post subject:

so it was WILL'S fault the thing died

GOT DAMNIT
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Homestarrunnernet · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:18 am Post subject:

(10:12:04 PM) neecous: There's "Remember, remember, the fifth of November" written across the sidewalk all over the campus
(10:12:12 PM) neecous: I can only expect something awesome is about to happen.
(10:12:21 PM) Wastrel628: EPIC FAIL GUY
(10:12:43 PM) Wastrel628: IS ABOUT TO RUIN YOUR CAMPUS

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