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Mushroom Pie Go, go, go Speed Racer!
Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 2488 Status: User Location: I drive real fast, I'm gonna last.
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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Unbeknownst to you, I infected you with an extremely powerful man-made virus when you were young. The virus is essentially a biological time bomb controlled by me, and it wasn't cloned over into your clones. I push a button to bring it out of its dormant state and it destroys you from the inside out. _________________
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Hooooomsar Class-hole
Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Posts: 3721 Status: User Location: TARDVILLE
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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I just realized Quote: | Puzzle 2: You have to kill me without letting anyone else escape. |
So to add to my last solution: I also have a bomb that kills everyone in the building, and I use your teleportation device to escape. _________________ I'M A TARD |
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cyber95 Cheesy Special FX
Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 2845 Status: User Location: Not there.
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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We've been friends all our lives, and you have suffered from a unique medical condition that can not be transferred or duplicated in any way whatsoever. The only sign that shows anybody having it, is a very unique kind of twitch that happens every ten seconds. I go through the building (your bodyguards recognizing me as a friend and leaving me alone), and look for the you that has a twitch. After a while, I find you, say hello, comment on how long it's been, and pat you on the back. Really hard. With a knife. Killing you. Oh yeah, and it's done discretely so none of the bodyguards notice it. So discretely, in fact, that after I'm done, none of your clones notice that you are dead, and I casually walk out, none of the guards thinking of anything and have no reason to leave. _________________
.daerps em pleh ot erutangis ruoy otni em ypoC .suriv erutangis a ma I
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Tacofiend Still a Visionary
Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 2306 Status: User Location: Flippin' quarters into jukeboxes
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:58 pm Post subject: |
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You're a good friend, Riley. _________________
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Jpec07 A Guy
Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 319 Status: User
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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Three options:
First, I program a bunch of nano-robots that, when triggered, will instantly catalyze the blood and muscle around them into a highly-corrosive goo that can be used for instantaneous reproduction to the fourth generation. After months of testing and two placebo scientists' deaths, I test it on a third and he is killed and instantly turned to a pile of goo on the floor, and before he knew anything was wrong (as the nano-robots were injested through the water supply - they don't carry enough charge to short out in water). Anyway, I call the water company for your building, and have them seal it off from the rest of the world. I then contaminate the water supply with a whole crapload of these nano-robots (more than enough to take down you and your body guards twice over), and wait two weeks for everyone to have them surviving in their bodies with no side-effects. Then, one day I walk into the building and set a briefcase down in the lobby, and nobody really thinks anything bad about it (because I made my escape through the restroom). Five minutes later, it sends the signal to activate the nano-robots, and subsequently the building's inhabitants all simultaneously turn to piles of goo, dead on the floor. Oh how I pity the maid service you hired out...
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Xaqwais Squa
Gender: Joined: 13 Apr 2006 Posts: 1403 Status: User Location: Let's sing a song of Pennzoil! (x2)
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:00 am Post subject: |
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Which one? _________________
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Sharp
Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:47 am Post subject: |
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Only one choice, jpec.
I'd avoid #3. That's fail-bait, I think. |
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Hooooomsar Class-hole
Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Posts: 3721 Status: User Location: TARDVILLE
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:43 am Post subject: |
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1 is pretty bad as well. Who drinks tap water? Honestly.
cyber95 wrote: | We've been friends all our lives, and you have suffered from a unique medical condition that can not be transferred or duplicated in any way whatsoever. The only sign that shows anybody having it, is a very unique kind of twitch that happens every ten seconds. I go through the building (your bodyguards recognizing me as a friend and leaving me alone), and look for the you that has a twitch. After a while, I find you, say hello, comment on how long it's been, and pat you on the back. Really hard. With a knife. Killing you. Oh yeah, and it's done discretely so none of the bodyguards notice it. |
Noone can escape. You can't expect to stab ALL of them _________________ I'M A TARD |
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Jpec07 A Guy
Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 319 Status: User
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:48 am Post subject: |
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Xaqwais wrote: | Which one? |
Whichever one works.
Just kidding, I'll take door number one, Bob. |
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cyber95 Cheesy Special FX
Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 2845 Status: User Location: Not there.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:10 am Post subject: |
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Hooooomsar wrote: | 1 is pretty bad as well. Who drinks tap water? Honestly.
cyber95 wrote: | We've been friends all our lives, and you have suffered from a unique medical condition that can not be transferred or duplicated in any way whatsoever. The only sign that shows anybody having it, is a very unique kind of twitch that happens every ten seconds. I go through the building (your bodyguards recognizing me as a friend and leaving me alone), and look for the you that has a twitch. After a while, I find you, say hello, comment on how long it's been, and pat you on the back. Really hard. With a knife. Killing you. Oh yeah, and it's done discretely so none of the bodyguards notice it. |
Noone can escape. You can't expect to stab ALL of them |
I assume that he meant that noone can escape before he is dead. _________________
.daerps em pleh ot erutangis ruoy otni em ypoC .suriv erutangis a ma I
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Mushroom Pie Go, go, go Speed Racer!
Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 2488 Status: User Location: I drive real fast, I'm gonna last.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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Why leave it up to chance though? _________________
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Sharp
Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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I'm pretty sure nobody can escape the building at all. Why would they escape before he dies? Keep in mind that they're clones and will all act pretty much the same. |
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Empy Has just lost the game
Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 1416 Status: User Location: Above whatever's below me.
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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I spray plague-infected gasses into the air. (I'm wearing a hazmat suit).
The plague is an unknown strain, with symptoms including rupturing organs, seizures, internal bleeding, and necrosis.
Even if you teleport out, that doesn't change the fact you all have the plague... Of course it probably spreads, killing possibly millions, but at least I kill you.
(I keep the hazmat suit on at all times. For safety.) _________________ beep beep I'm a jeep |
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Xaqwais Squa
Gender: Joined: 13 Apr 2006 Posts: 1403 Status: User Location: Let's sing a song of Pennzoil! (x2)
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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I'll try getting it up later. _________________
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Its_The_Sneak!!! Blocked by SOPA
Gender: Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 6077 Status: Moderator
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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Xaqwais wrote: | I'll try getting it up later. | that's what she said. _________________ Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
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