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DJ The Stick Ahh!
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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Seanie wrote: | DJ The Stick wrote: | I shoot you with the gun.
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Mushpie already did that. |
But maybe mine malfunctioned.
-DJ _________________
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Hooooomsar Class-hole
Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Posts: 3721 Status: User Location: TARDVILLE
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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The gun misfires and explodes in my hand. I scream in pain as my hand is blown off and in a rage I beat you to death. _________________ I'M A TARD |
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Jpec07 A Guy
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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Everyone who tried gets a point, 'cause all your scenarios worked.
Hooooomsar gets next puzzle. |
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Hooooomsar Class-hole
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 3:17 am Post subject: |
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I am invincible when I am angry. People who try to kill me make me angry. I am constantly aware of your activities. Kill me.
Note: Invincible means unable to feel pain, unable to be harmed, unable to die, and unable to be affected by any kind of chemicals etc. _________________ I'M A TARD |
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Its_The_Sneak!!! Blocked by SOPA
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 3:41 am Post subject: |
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I don't speak your language. However, due to a lengthy translation process and phonetic learning, I learn the killer joke in your language (but not in mine). I tell it to you. Your anger boils off into bliss as you laugh yourself to death.
You laugh yourself to death. _________________ Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust" |
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Mushroom Pie Go, go, go Speed Racer!
Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 2488 Status: User Location: I drive real fast, I'm gonna last.
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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You and me, we're good friends. We're doing something that friends do. We're building a shed together. Unfortunately, due to a mishap with the nail gun, I accidentally kill you. My intention wasn't to do so, and since I wasn't trying to kill you, you didn't get angry. _________________
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Hooooomsar Class-hole
Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Posts: 3721 Status: User Location: TARDVILLE
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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I'll let you both know now, both of your ideas are pretty clever. Neither gets a point as they are, though. _________________ I'M A TARD |
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Its_The_Sneak!!! Blocked by SOPA
Gender: Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 6077 Status: Moderator
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:02 am Post subject: |
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... what? What could possibly be wrong with either of those?
Okay, fine. I invent a device that lets me operate so fast, it's like time has stood still for everyone else. I did this for my own personal benefit, I haven't even met you yet. While using the device, I see you having a good time (so you're in no way angry) and decide to kill you. I pull out a gun and shoot you. Since I was holding the gun, it acts at the same speed I do. So to you, the entire murder from meditation to action happened in less than a split second. By the time you're even aware that I intend to kill you, you've already got a hole in your head. You never had time to get angry before you dropped over dead. _________________ Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust" |
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Hooooomsar Class-hole
Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Posts: 3721 Status: User Location: TARDVILLE
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:23 am Post subject: |
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You keep forgetting, I know of your activities at all times. That's what's been wrong with both of yours. Even if I'm having a good time, I know what you're doing and I'm angry that you're trying to kill me.
Mushpie's is wrong for a different reason. Mainly that I doubt there's any way to instantly kill someone with a nailgun unless it's extremely powerful and at close range. Otherwise i'd just be angry. _________________ I'M A TARD |
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Its_The_Sneak!!! Blocked by SOPA
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:40 am Post subject: |
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Hooooomsar wrote: | You keep forgetting, I know of your activities at all times. | I haven't forgotten. The funniest joke makes it impossible to be angry. Like I said, your anger boils off into bliss. You can't help it.
And with my newest one, you don't have time to be angry, 'cause I'm not trying to kill you until the instant it happens.
Well, your instant, not my instant.
And as for everyone else's solution, say Stewie's following you around with a tuba like the hilarious episode of Family Guy that was on yesterday. _________________ Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust" |
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Mushroom Pie Go, go, go Speed Racer!
Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 2488 Status: User Location: I drive real fast, I'm gonna last.
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:52 am Post subject: |
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Hooooomsar wrote: | You keep forgetting, I know of your activities at all times. That's what's been wrong with both of yours. Even if I'm having a good time, I know what you're doing and I'm angry that you're trying to kill me.
Mushpie's is wrong for a different reason. Mainly that I doubt there's any way to instantly kill someone with a nailgun unless it's extremely powerful and at close range. Otherwise i'd just be angry. |
All right. In that case instead of building a shed, we go on a hunting trip, and I mistake you for a deer and shoot you lethally in the head by mistake. _________________
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Seanie kid with the will to funk
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 1:33 am Post subject: |
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Mushroom Pie wrote: | Hooooomsar wrote: | You keep forgetting, I know of your activities at all times. That's what's been wrong with both of yours. Even if I'm having a good time, I know what you're doing and I'm angry that you're trying to kill me.
Mushpie's is wrong for a different reason. Mainly that I doubt there's any way to instantly kill someone with a nailgun unless it's extremely powerful and at close range. Otherwise i'd just be angry. |
All right. In that case instead of building a shed, we go on a hunting trip, and I mistake you for a deer and shoot you lethally in the head by mistake. |
You tried to kill the "deer", which was him. In essence, you're trying to kill him. |
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Xaqwais Squa
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 1:50 am Post subject: |
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A war is waged between the US and some other country. I am in the war and I am a pilot for the US. While flying, my engine malfunctions. You are aware of me falling and attempt to escape. I'm not trying to kill you so you do not get mad. Since my plane unfortunately has a nuke in it, the blast kills you. _________________
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Mushroom Pie Go, go, go Speed Racer!
Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 2488 Status: User Location: I drive real fast, I'm gonna last.
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 2:12 am Post subject: |
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Seanie wrote: | Mushroom Pie wrote: | Hooooomsar wrote: | You keep forgetting, I know of your activities at all times. That's what's been wrong with both of yours. Even if I'm having a good time, I know what you're doing and I'm angry that you're trying to kill me.
Mushpie's is wrong for a different reason. Mainly that I doubt there's any way to instantly kill someone with a nailgun unless it's extremely powerful and at close range. Otherwise i'd just be angry. |
All right. In that case instead of building a shed, we go on a hunting trip, and I mistake you for a deer and shoot you lethally in the head by mistake. |
You tried to kill the "deer", which was him. In essence, you're trying to kill him. |
...Dammit.
All right, all right, we're screwing around at the campsite, and I accidentally shoot you in the head during our light-hearted and in no way anger-causing shenanigans. _________________
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Its_The_Sneak!!! Blocked by SOPA
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:00 am Post subject: |
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Xaqwais wrote: | Since my plane unfortunately has a nuke in it, the blast kills you. | and you.... _________________ Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust" |
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