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Mavhunter · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:11 am Post subject: Happy Earth Day!

And now, an "essay" I wrote earlier tonight:

STOP RUINING MY PLANET

a list of helpful tips to keep your life green

by mark newton

See the original, hand-written list: http://www.myimghost.com/img/46f0ec72b98c70f0a76e5212d48334ff/stopRuiningMyPlanet.jpg

This started out as brainstorming for Philosophy. Now, it's also a good list of things to think about this Earth Day.

* Stop building on top of stuff like cow farms (local thing, don't hurt yourself over this one).

* Unplug what you aren't using.

* Recycle paper - it's not that hard these days.

* Use both sides of a page (for assignments, doodling, etc.)

* Don't write so damn big.

* Don't throw crap out of the window of your car.

* Plant something once in a while.

* Vote Democrat, Green, or another eco-friendly party.

* Drive less, carpool, or invest in hybrid or hydrogen fuel cell technologies.

* Stop buying and driving Hummers and SUVs, dammit!

* Purchase carbon offsets by funding tree plants, renewable energy research, or methane collection tanks.

* Turn off the AC, lights, unplug things you don't need plugged in ( a cell phone charger, a printer, whatever), and open the windows and use the blinds.

* Stop wasting stuff!

* Move into an eco-house! It's easier and cheaper to build from the start than applying it to older homes.
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Homestarrunnernet · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:17 am Post subject:

An eco-house? What the fuck kind of voodoo is that?

Mavhunter · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:19 am Post subject:

One that uses active or passive solar heating, for one.
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Carlo Von Sexron · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:30 am Post subject:

Here's a crystal, go kick a hackey sack, or hug a tree or whatever.

Wait, you're telling us to write smaller and like half the original page is LIKE XBOX? You're the shittest hippie ever.

Wink

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Mavhunter · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:37 am Post subject:

My friend Ryan on AIM

"I will live on the eath today in hornor of earth day
because i'm hardcore
instead of living on one of saturn's moons like i usually do"

She's drunk.
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:41 am Post subject:

yeah, I'm not doing any of that crap, you hippie. Razz

YEAH RUMSFELD!

if the Earth is so great, it'll figure out how to adapt to the crap I'm doing to it. That's what planets do. Look at Mars. Look at Venus. They adapted.

You're the kind of person who wants to get rid of our trains and sewing machines. THEY WERE HERE FIRST.

I'm gonna go outside and burn some plastic.

and one more thing:

and some nice pictures of Earth.

Look at that sunset. That's a beautiful sunset.

You're not mad at me now, are you? Here, I'll show you a picture of what the Kyoto Protocol is doing for us.

That's China smoke. That's Kyoto-sanctioned pollution. Crappy Earth day.
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cyber95 · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:31 am Post subject:

...that was a pretty awesome post.
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:01 am Post subject:

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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:08 am Post subject:

how did Sneak just own this thread
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Carlo Von Sexron · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:20 pm Post subject:

Al Gore got fucking fat!
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Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:41 pm Post subject:

marky mav should we be killing fat people because they are consuming too much?

should we"?
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Carlo Von Sexron · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:46 pm Post subject:

Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:50 pm Post subject:

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Mavhunter · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:55 pm Post subject:

Yeah, Venus adapted and the surface temperature is 735K. You want proof that global warming exists? You've got it there. Second of all, I love how you respect what you fucking live on. Without the Earth, uh... you're kinda fucking sort of HAVE NO OTHER PLACE TO LIVE SO YOU SHOULD FUCKING TAKE CARE OF IT YOU SHITLESS WANKER.

Also, why do people hate on Al Gore? He's just a messenger saying what practically every scientist has found conclusive evidence for. All you conservatives can do is call him fat and then go drive your four-ton Hummer up the street to talk to your neighbor, then drive it back instead of FUCKING WALKING WITH THE LEGS THAT YOU HAVE.

I don't care if you were sarcastic, blatant disregard for our planet and sheer laziness pisses me the fuck off.

Oh look, it's an animal that you so closely relate to with fucking America. Guess what, it's an ENDANGERED SPECIES. Take the fuck care of it like the rest of planet.

Rawr.
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cow_with_gun · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:04 pm Post subject:

IT'S TIME FOR AN ICE AGE.

Wipe these dirty bastards off the face of the earth.

Except for the seals because they're so god damn cute.

But hey! Why not save the earthworms and the frogs!

They're going extinct, but eww. They are all slimy and gross. No one wants to cuddle one of those. Earthworms help recycle scraps of food/vegetation. Seals will just take a bite out of your jugular.

Save the poor "defenceless" ball of fluff. Without it, who knows what will happen?

Maybe the fish stocks will soar, improving the economy of many countries, so we can actually put together new programs to aid the environment.

Sure, we're long due for an ice age, but I don't think we'd like it very much.