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cow_with_gun · Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:35 pm Post subject:

Jeff lowered the panick in the room by saying, "That is only if we fight! SPREAD THE LOVE MAN!"

Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:38 pm Post subject:

"you spelt 'panic' wrong dude" said bonnie who was soem varieties of disgusted. "man I am way over my head right now and you spell panic wrong and I'm like, have you ever even watched vh1 and fucking seen panic! at the disco on tv and there's the little writing in the corner of the screen and shit - did you somehow confuse the ! with a k, I understand you might have been overwhelmed because they are putting the roll back into rock an' roll".
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cow_with_gun · Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:59 pm Post subject:

Being slightly overwhelmed at the thought that Bonnie could read speech, Jeff settles down and cries in the korner.

Empy · Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:32 am Post subject:

Empy laughs at Jeff.
"Hahaha" he said.
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cow_with_gun · Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:36 am Post subject:

Jeff stealthily returns his dagger to his hand, preparing himself for whats to come.

Empy · Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:48 am Post subject:

Empy loudly and obviously hijacks a plane and crashes it into Jeff's house.
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cyber95 · Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:43 am Post subject:

Riley quickly wondered how Empy managed to get away with hijacking that plane. He went to survey the site of the crash, seeing that Empy had taken no damage, and also seeing that Jeff was perfectly fine, as well, the plane missing him by an inch.

That's when he saw it.

The computer had been smashed by Empy's hijacked plane, and Jeff looked quite mad about it. Before anything could happen, Riley made a run for it.
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Xaqwais · Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:12 am Post subject:

As he was running, he tripped and fell on his face. Squa was there to laugh at him, and made a run for it. He then tripped and fell on his face.
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Empy · Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:30 am Post subject:

Empy, having somehow not died, got into a nearby steamroller and began to drive towards Squa and Riley.
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Xaqwais · Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:35 am Post subject:

I get up, kick Riley, and run away, without falling.
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My image died!

cyber95 · Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:34 am Post subject:

Riley, being in slight pain from being kicked, does not notice the steamroller until it comes within a foot of him, at which point he got up and started running, vastly outpacing the slow moving vehicle.

He then went over to Squa and beat on him for both changing the point of view and the tense used.
"Pick a style and stick with it!" Riley yelled.
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Xaqwais · Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:32 pm Post subject:

Squa refuses to get up, and waits for the steamroller of his death.
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Empy · Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:47 pm Post subject:

SPLOORGEE!
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cow_with_gun · Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 12:12 am Post subject:

Empy, after suffering a fatal heart attack, and yelling "SPLOORGEE!" collapsed to the ground, dead.

Jeff then states that the violence rate in this room has gone up quite a bit before sulking back to the shadows.

Empy · Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 1:56 am Post subject:

Jeff is suddenly impaled in the chest by a javelin thrown by an unknown assailant.

Empy is still dead.
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