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Laurie · Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 4:08 pm Post subject:

Laurie wandered upon the carnage and contemplated the boy's need to violate each other with implements of destruction. It really made no sense to her. She finished the real fruit smoothie Dan had so generously purchased hoping not to get blood on her shoes.

Empy · Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 9:10 pm Post subject:

Empy's corpse has begun to smell bad.
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Laurie · Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 9:28 pm Post subject:

Laurie walked away from Empty's corpse and caught sight of the other gamers heading towards a building. It wasn't immediately clear what was going on.

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 9:39 pm Post subject:

"They're probably having a smash brothers contest or whatever," I sighed.
I then walked away to pine for Beautiful Katamari some more.
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cyber95 · Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 11:00 pm Post subject:

Riley overheard Sneak, and excitedly asked, "Smash Bros contest? Where? WHERE? Just because I suck at it doesn't mean I don't like it! Where is it!?"
Riley then ran into a tree.
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Xaqwais · Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 11:38 pm Post subject:

Squa lose the Smash tournament in the 2nd round. Squa starts crying.
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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

Sweat poured down Sharp's face as he gripped the controller. His opponent was tough, but not tough enough. Sharp sent his ice climbers flying off the stage. He'd done it. He'd won the tournament.

"I did it!" Sharp yelled, hoisting his 300 pound trophy over his head, muscles bulging. His hot supermodel girlfriend Jessica came over, and the two promptly began making out.

Jessica woke up in bed. "It was only a dream." She sighed, her mind still on sharp's six pack abs, glistening in the sun. "He already has enough supermodel girlfriends, I supp-" Jessica began, but was cut off by a stroke.

"Get... Doctor House..." She said.

cyber95 · Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 10:49 pm Post subject:

As Sharp woke up from his dream, Riley stared at him strangely.
"What were you dreaming about...?" Riley inquired.
"N-nothing!" Sharp stammered.
"Are you su-"
"YES! I WASN'T DREAMING ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING IN MY HOUSE!?"
Upon hearing these words, Riley fled from Sharp's home and stopped at the local 7-11 to buy several cases of Bawls Guarana.
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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

Riley woke up in bed. He sighed, his mind still on Sharp's six pack abs, glistening in the sun. "He already has enough creepy stalkers, I supp-" Riley began, but was cut off by a stroke.

"Get... Doctor House..." He said.

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 11:41 pm Post subject:

I got Dr. House. He came over and made sarcastic comments until everyone was cured. Then he left. On his way out, he punched a cat.
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Xaqwais · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:03 am Post subject:

He then came back and punched ITS for changing the perspective of the story.
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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

Then he became a pirate, and changed the thread into a picture book!

cyber95 · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:29 am Post subject:

Sharp then woke up.
"So wait, what was that? A dream within a dream within a dream within a dream?"
Riley then woke up, and said, "Okay, now this is just starting to get-"
Just then Sneak woke up.
"Woah. What a weird dream."
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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

Sneak sighed, his mind still on Sharp's six pack abs, glistening in the sun. "He already has enough people dreaming about him, I supp-" Riley began, but was cut off by a stroke.

"Get... Doctor House..." He said.

Laurie · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:47 pm Post subject:

Laurie quickly summoned a doctor after finding a group of her gamer friends hallucinating, drifting in and out of consciousness. There were half eaten pieces of pizza lying around on the ground with suspicious bits of something resembling mushrooms.

"Not the 'shrooms again!" Laurie exclaimed!

Sharp kept mumbling something about strokes, glistening ABs, supermodels, and pirates. Its_ punched the air screaming cats were attacking him and Riley kept denying he was a stalker while asking for Bawls Guarana.

Xaqwais helped Laurie bring the others around with a sharp slap across the face. "This happens everytime there is a Smash Bros contest," sighed Laurie. Xaqwais helped Laurie carry the trophy to her car where it belonged.