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the snuggler · Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:29 am Post subject: dumb things you hear people say*

*inspired by christo's latest convulsation thread post

i would imagine some of you guys have some good stories or overhear some entertaining things. i don't have a great starter, just a couple quick ones.

~"if black people were slaves, why did everyone let martin luther king jr. give speeches"

~a guy i know pronounced colonel "colonial" at kfc today and had no fucking idea what my friends and i were laughing about

~had a conversation with the same guy about soulja boy, before CRANK DAT was big enough for a guy like me to know about it

"blah blah blah soulja boy"
"who's soulja boy"
"you don't know who soulja boy is!!"
"i don't really listen to a lot of rap"
"he's on mtv all the time"
"you watch mtv?"
"everyone does! you mean you don't? that's gay man what else is there to watch even"
"uh.."
"those stupid jon stewart shows you talk about? those aren't funny i don't even get them"

he's a friend of a friend and i get stuck hanging around him a lot Devastated.

stupid stories, go!
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Homestarrunnernet · Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:31 am Post subject:

-One of my friends thought Hitler started World War I.
-Same person said the word "politickles".
-Same person bullshitted stories like a dude in a clown suit beat the shit out of him.

Tacofiend · Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:40 am Post subject:

At a meeting for my school literary magazine, the teacher in charge asked one of the students if he had any written submissions and he asked him what a submission was. There's that and then countless things my mother has said over the time I've spent with her.
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DJ The Stick · Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:41 am Post subject:

A girl in my French class did a report on Normandy and said that D-Day was in World War I!

More as they come. This thread has major potential. Bang

-DJ
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Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:15 am Post subject:

a girl in my year 8 class couldn't believe there was actually someone named 'Walt Disney'

bono once said that emus are like 'big ostriches'

more to come from both characters, and more importantly, others
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the bunk · Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:03 am Post subject:

"I have 365 hats at the last count, with 14 to 15 bandanas."
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Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:36 am Post subject:

A SINGLE DEATH IS A TRAGEDY A MILLION DEATHS IS A STATISTIC
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:59 am Post subject:

do I count?
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Otogi-san · gleep glorp Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User

I think you misread the thread title. It's not "dumb people you hear saying things".

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:58 am Post subject:

oh, then in that case:

Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

Nope.

Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:57 am Post subject:

do quotes from kids count?

kids say some MAD ARSE SHIT!
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Christo · Gender: Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1255 Status: User

Well, there's that little gem about OCD that I posted in convulsations but here are some more!

-(During a trivia game) "A wild dog indigenous to Australia." "Oh! A kowallaby!"
-(Talking about the Luftwaffe which she constantly mispronounced as 'Luftwaffle') "They had airplanes back then?"
-"Is Hitler dead?"
-"Man, it sure is cloudy today" "Yeah, it's weird because there aren't even any airplanes around." "..." "Don't clouds come from airplanes?"
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Terri · Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:44 pm Post subject:

Yesterday, while meeting a physician I will be following for a couple of weeks:

Him: "So where are you from?"
Me: "Oh, originally I am from Las Vegas."
Him: "Oooo, Australia?"
Me: "Uhhhhhh.....Nevada?"
Him: "Ohhh, right."

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