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WELCOME TO THE TEXT ADVENTURE THREAD
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You awaken to sunlight and the sound of waves crashing on the beach. Sitting up groggily, you rub your eyes and try to remember what happened. Nothing comes to readily to mind. The sea breeze jogs your memory. You remember taking your rich uncle's seaplane out for a joy ride while he was busy getting drunk and picking up chicks. The last thing you remember is the engine failing and tail-spinning into the water. Now you're wet, sandy and from the looks of it, a long way from home. You don't know how long you've been out.
You stumble to your feet and have a quick look around. It appears you've washed up on a white, sandy beach with various plane scraps. In the distance a is moderately sized mountain and between you and it is a lush jungle of tropical trees.
There is a small CREEK flowing into the see to the SOUTH
The SEA is a few feet WEST
The JUNGLE lies EAST
There is a a CRAB scuttling nearby
There is a FLASK here.
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DJ The Stick
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| Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:33 am Post subject: |
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Get flask
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Its_The_Sneak!!!
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| Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:57 am Post subject: |
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>ATTACK CRAB
hit its weak points for massive damage
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
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| Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:15 am Post subject: |
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>You can't get ye flask!
>You're feeling the need to let off some steam so you approach the crab and attempt to stomp it. The crab proves too fast however and escapes into a small burrow. You get on all fours and attempt to fish it out of his hidey-hole but this quickly backfires. You nurse your pinched hand and swear to get revenge as soon as you find a weapon.
There is a CREEK to the SOUTH
The JUNGLE is to the EAST
The SEA is to the WEST
There is a BURROW at your feet
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| Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:46 am Post subject: |
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>SAVE GAME
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| Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:55 am Post subject: |
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>ENTER BURROW
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| Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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>Saving Game...
>Game Saved!
>You don't have a very good short term memory do you? The crab's burrow is barely the size of your fist but you try to pry your head in anyway. The pissed-off crab grabs hold of your nostril and takes out a little chunk. You leap back and wipe the blood from your nose.
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| Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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hmph
>LOAD GAME
>WEAR SHOE
>STOMP BURROW
>ENTER BURROW FEET FIRST
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:09 am Post subject: |
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>You will loose any unsaved progress. Continue?
>YES
>ADVENTURESAVE.dat coruption error. opperation aborted.
>You're already wearing shoes!
>You bring your hellish wrath down upon the little crab's home. I suppose that makes you feel like a big man, huh? The BURROW is now just a pile of sand with some crab guts inside, probably.
| Quote: | | >ENTER BURROW FEET FIRST |
>You sit with your legs outstreched and cover them up to your knees in sand. Congratulations, you look like a moron. Shouldn't you be worrying about how you're going to get home?
HELPFUL TIP: INVENTORY and LOOK commands are very useful
HELPFUL TIP: ITS is not allowed to play anymore.
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:18 am Post subject: |
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well then,
>INVENTORY
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:31 am Post subject: |
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>You take a look in you pockets and find:
-CELL PHONE
-KEYS
-PEN
-WALLET
-POCKET KNIFE
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:49 am Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:36 am Post subject: |
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>It's pretty plain, as far as wallets go. Inside there's $15 in bills, a credit card and some hot girl's digits you scored recently. Niiiice.
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:43 am Post subject: |
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>Flipping open your cell phone, you dial the digits and wait for the girl to pick up. You are instead greeted instead by the familiar "outside service area" beep. Maybe you could get a better signal from higher up?
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