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a step by step guide to all of the girls all of the time

 
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RockmanWilliam
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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 12:01 am    Post subject: a step by step guide to all of the girls all of the time Reply with quote

will be updated frequently feel free to add your own helps

1.) do not break her boundaries or her windows if she says no that means no don't ask again

2.) if you see a cute girl don't fart absolutely dont fart clench the cheeks like the gates of oblivion don't fart

3.) if you have to shit at your girlfriend's house and do not want to ask where the bathroom is, now is the perfect opportunity to take advantage of her dog or cat (if it is a very big cat or a very small shit)

4.) do not wear sunglasses because she will think you are staring at her titties so just do it without them and relieve all doubt

5.) if her parents say hi to you don't say hi back it's embarrassing

6.) if she's better than you at anything then talk her down so she feels like shit to make up for it. less self esteem = more puss

7.) if you see a hot girl with a friend then it is a good method of attack to tell her how much hotter she is than her friend or to grab her vagina

8.) clitoris is like a punching bag

9.) girlfriend is like a punching bag


===----===----MEETING THE PARENTS ---- ===== ----====

1.) do not show them your dick even if it's really big unless it's 15+

2.) when they ask you what you do for a living dont tell them their daughter because it's not true she doesn't pay you but if she does then tell them that i guess it's okay because lying isn't bad

3.) don't wear wheat thins over your eyes like a fucking child

4.) if you get a boner cover it up with your mouth and roll around like sonci the hedgehog

5.) don't play gameboy

6.) make the conversation about them not you

7.) don't spit at all even a little

MORE TO COME

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RockmanWilliam
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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 3:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

im not funny
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Carlo Von Sexron
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dunno, I kinda chuckled at "don't play gameboy."
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RT @CarloVonSexron I dunno, I kinda chuckled at "don't play gameboy."



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you just retweet a post? Keep shit where it belongs, yo.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait, would that be "repost a tweet" ?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

@Otogi-San I don't really understand the mechanics of twitter quite yet.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

retwit a twat?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I FUKIN H8 TWITTER
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