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RockmanWilliam Its_The_Sneak!!!
Gender: Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 3691 Status: User
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Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 12:01 am Post subject: a step by step guide to all of the girls all of the time |
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will be updated frequently feel free to add your own helps
1.) do not break her boundaries or her windows if she says no that means no don't ask again
2.) if you see a cute girl don't fart absolutely dont fart clench the cheeks like the gates of oblivion don't fart
3.) if you have to shit at your girlfriend's house and do not want to ask where the bathroom is, now is the perfect opportunity to take advantage of her dog or cat (if it is a very big cat or a very small shit)
4.) do not wear sunglasses because she will think you are staring at her titties so just do it without them and relieve all doubt
5.) if her parents say hi to you don't say hi back it's embarrassing
6.) if she's better than you at anything then talk her down so she feels like shit to make up for it. less self esteem = more puss
7.) if you see a hot girl with a friend then it is a good method of attack to tell her how much hotter she is than her friend or to grab her vagina
8.) clitoris is like a punching bag
9.) girlfriend is like a punching bag
===----===----MEETING THE PARENTS ---- ===== ----====
1.) do not show them your dick even if it's really big unless it's 15+
2.) when they ask you what you do for a living dont tell them their daughter because it's not true she doesn't pay you but if she does then tell them that i guess it's okay because lying isn't bad
3.) don't wear wheat thins over your eyes like a fucking child
4.) if you get a boner cover it up with your mouth and roll around like sonci the hedgehog
5.) don't play gameboy
6.) make the conversation about them not you
7.) don't spit at all even a little
MORE TO COME _________________
Zenodoros wrote: | I had it both ways throughout the night fight. |
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RockmanWilliam Its_The_Sneak!!!
Gender: Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 3691 Status: User
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 3:06 am Post subject: |
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im not funny _________________
Zenodoros wrote: | I had it both ways throughout the night fight. |
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Carlo Von Sexron a sexy revolution
Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 2135 Status: User Location: goodness I have dropped the constitution
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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I dunno, I kinda chuckled at "don't play gameboy." _________________
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Ray idle will kill
Joined: 24 Mar 2006 Posts: 1559 Status: User Location: Ferndale, MI
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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RT @CarloVonSexron I dunno, I kinda chuckled at "don't play gameboy."
Oh god. _________________ here comes the big ideas again, just like they did before and then,
the morning comes again and they're gone |
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Otogi-san gleep glorp
Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:32 am Post subject: |
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Did you just retweet a post? Keep shit where it belongs, yo. |
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Terri
Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 842 Status: User Location: CA
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:45 am Post subject: |
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Wait, would that be "repost a tweet" ? |
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Seanie kid with the will to funk
Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 3849 Status: User Location: montréal
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:04 am Post subject: |
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@Otogi-San I don't really understand the mechanics of twitter quite yet. |
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the bunk requiem for a bro
Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 6430 Status: User Location: boston: "the city of angels"
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:26 am Post subject: |
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retwit a twat? _________________
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Mikes!
Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 1843 Status: Moderator
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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I FUKIN H8 TWITTER |
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