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Otogi-san · gleep glorp Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User

Put them in public school at least for a year. They need social skillz.

I need social skillz. Devastated.

cyber95 · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:09 am Post subject:

sluttering · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:02 am Post subject:

daniel and i will have two kids, and claim them at birth.
i'm going to favor the more asian-looking one. i'll raise mine the same way my parents raised me; an emphasis on excellent academics and filial obediance, encouraged to read avidly and punished by physical abuse.
daniel will raise his in the manner his white trash culture is accustomed to; an emphasis on rocknroll with support for challenging authority while watching crappy horror movies and getting high in the basement.
we'll save up funds enough for one child (either for college education or a lifetime's supply of weed), and make them fight to the death for it.

Ray · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:06 am Post subject:

My kids will play Earthbound.

They will be taught the seven virtues.

They will listen to a lot of music.

They will be raised so that they can make their own choices.

(For the record... though it's unlikely... I would love twins- a boy and a girl. Whatever happens, I still say my max is two, preferably one. Alicia is pushing for three. 's not gonna happen.)
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possums · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:09 am Post subject:

Cyberpumpkin · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:33 am Post subject:

--I'm not having kids. Aside from a couple of medical reasons which make the possibility of conception literally 0%, I also tend to not like children.

I do like some kids, but they mostly tend to irritate me. That makes me sad, since I like childish things, and I'll probably be a great uncle to my nephew. But whenever I see people with kids, watch them interact with their kids, the overwhealming majority of the time I hate everything I see about the entire relationship.

Maybe it's sour grapes, but I don't really even want to bring kids into the world, if they're going to have to deal with other people's crappily-raised kids.

EDIT: And please, don't anyone try to feed me the "Miracles do happen" about me and my girl having kids. I'm not going into detail; you'll just have to trust me on this.
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Guy · Gender: Joined: 18 Mar 2006 Posts: 872 Status: User

Their first languages will by Spanish/Latin. They'll learn English at school.

I'll be hard on them to know their roots and to know where they came from. They will be punished when they need to and spanked, too. I'll give them the most I can without being too spoiled.

No drugs for them, though. At least not under my roof.

They'll also read a chapter of the bible a week in Latin/Spanish just for background information.

They'll be born in Colombia.

the bunk · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:22 pm Post subject:

I would beat up your kids, cesar.
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Guy · Gender: Joined: 18 Mar 2006 Posts: 872 Status: User

I'd kill you.

Also, I forgot to mention- they'd be surrounded with Bob Dylan propaganda 24/7 all the time.

ALL THE TIME.

So that when they grow up they'll be like, "Haha, I remember my dad was a Bob Dylan fanatic."

And I'll smile.

In my grave.

the bunk · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:25 pm Post subject:

your kids will be "da cheated" out of a good childhood.
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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

I'm afraid I'll hate my kids for not being as smart as I was at their age.
I'll teach him about Abraham Lincoln and Ronnie Van Zant. Because in my house, they are both of equal importance.

Tsuta · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:52 pm Post subject:

Metal Matt · Gender: Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Posts: 374 Status: User

I just want to be able to afford them. Living on my own married has given me a new found respect for my parents. I don't know how my parents made ends meet with just my dad working growing up. Hell, making 11.50 an hour myself we wouldn't be able to survive if my wife didn't work, and I'm really good at handling money. Its depressing.