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How I'm Going To Raise My Kids
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THE Moosed
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm going to teach them right from wrong so hopfully they'll make good decisions in life.

They will attend church every Sunday until they're 18.

And I'll love them and never disown them no patter what they do.

The end.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

THE Moosed wrote:
They will attend church every Sunday until they're 18.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eh, my sister has three kids. I just go over there and influence her kids. This way I don't have to do any of the crappy parenting stuff.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sexy_Sakura wrote:
I"M HAVING TWO BOYS. You hear that, eggs?


It's the genetic information in the sperm that determines the sex of the child, not the egg. So basically, if you have a girl, then it's your husband's fault.

I don't really know how I'll raise my kids. If they're cute I'm thinking I might send them off to an acting school when they're old enough to talk, get them on some family sitcom, manage thier careers and abandon them in a train station as soon as they hit puberty.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm raising my kids total punx. Only hot topic clothes for them and misfits 24/7.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Be in bed at a semi-reasonable hour on school nights. stay up all night on the weekends, I probably will be
don't break stuff
get okay grades till high school, then I will expect good grades
drinking is fine, just don't show up to school drunk, and don't get caught
sex...meh. 15+ I don't care all that much, just use protection and don't do it when I'm home
look at porn all you want, I really don't care
be somewhat honest, if there's something you really don't want to talk about with me, just say that, I'll understand
chores are optional, but you don't get allowance if you don't do them


that's about all I can think of.


edit: family outings are optional, but usually it's going to a restaurant or ice cream, so I doubt I'll get too many complaints.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

president palmer wrote:
THE Moosed wrote:
They will attend church every Sunday until they're 18.

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Yeah, seriously. Let them choose their own religion.

My folks are very Christian and they didn't force anything onto me. Just church like, once or twice a year. P'thetic.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We really have never gone to church unless we're with people - friends, funerals, weddings, etc.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been to an easter sermon and a christening. That's it. My grandmother and cousins are deeply religious.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's wiccan, I'm a Garretteer.

Our kid is screwed.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Punch the kids, for god's sake. Seriously, spare the rod, spoil the child all that stuff.

"Daddy can I have--"

*punch*
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zenodoros wrote:
president palmer wrote:
THE Moosed wrote:
They will attend church every Sunday until they're 18.

ouch Neutral


Yeah, seriously. Let them choose their own religion.

My folks are very Christian and they didn't force anything onto me. Just church like, once or twice a year. P'thetic.


Heheh. No one said I'm forcing them to be Christian. My parents are doing the same to me. At first I hated it, but honestly, I've learned a lot from it. I mean, even if I weren't Christian, the church does teach a lot of morals.

And if my kids want to join another religion, that's fine with me. But they're still going to church with me every Sunday as long as they live in my house.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldn't force my kids to go to church because I find them incredibly creepy.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I gotta side with Moosed on this one, guys. There's nothing wrong with wanting your kid to attend church every Sunday. They can sit their moodily if they'd like, if they don't believe in the religion. But I don't see any problem with at least trying to instill your own religion into your kid. You shouldn't program it into them to the point where they can't make a choice on spirituality for themselves, but it's A-OK in my book to at least offer up your religion (in this case, Christianity) to your kid as a good choice. Sharing a common religion would at least give you some common ground on which to discuss things with your kid.

Let's look at it the other way- let's say you're an atheist. Keeping your kid home on days of worship for different religions and telling him that you think that religion is a load now and then isn't really doing anything more than what Moosed plans on doing for her kids.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mushroom Pie wrote:
I gotta side with Moosed on this one, guys. There's nothing wrong with wanting your kid to attend church every Sunday. They can sit their moodily if they'd like, if they don't believe in the religion. But I don't see any problem with at least trying to instill your own religion into your kid. You shouldn't program it into them to the point where they can't make a choice on spirituality for themselves, but it's A-OK in my book to at least offer up your religion (in this case, Christianity) to your kid as a good choice. Sharing a common religion would at least give you some common ground on which to discuss things with your kid.

Let's look at it the other way- let's say you're an atheist. Keeping your kid home on days of worship for different religions and telling him that you think that religion is a load now and then isn't really doing anything more than what Moosed plans on doing for her kids.


Oh, I didn't mean to say Moose was wrong. Her kids, not mine. I'm just saying I wouldn't. My parents are VERY religious, and I can't stand when they get churchy on me, and I don't think my kids would appreciate it. Its in the blood.
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