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Squishy · Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:58 pm Post subject:

You know what's great about escalators? They can never break, they can only become stairs.
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the bunk · Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:02 pm Post subject:

Squishy · Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:06 pm Post subject:

Tsuta · Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:53 pm Post subject:

Squishy · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:11 am Post subject:

mitch hedberg's jokes were horrible
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Tsuta · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:13 am Post subject:

....Awww. I liked a good bit of his stuff. But oh wells, if you don't like him you don't like him ;P
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Squishy · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:14 am Post subject:

I never said I didn't like him, but his jokes were horrible Wink

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dynamite spoony · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:41 pm Post subject:

You know what's funny! George Washington! I mean, his teeth were made of wood! WOOD! Am I right? And you know what else's funny? Mr. Bucket! *drum hit*
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Yazz · Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:24 am Post subject:

this morning i woke up and relised that my life is crap, but then i relised further more that your arseholes paid to see me and i felt so much better. thanks for coming ya jackasses
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Sexy_Sakura · Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:29 am Post subject:

So, my friend? She's East Indian. Yah. You know, the type that arrange their marriages. Yah. She's 21 years old, not married...it's a big problem. So her parents brought home this huge fat guy....and tell her that she'll "grow into him".
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Yazz · Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:52 am Post subject:

RockmanWilliam · Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:02 am Post subject:

So this rabbi walks into a bar…and is struck by lightning because it's the sabbath.
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Yazz · Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:53 am Post subject:

A Rabbi, A Priest and Michael Jackson walk into a bar right, and the barman says, 'is this some kind of joke?' "no", they reply, "it's a convention".
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Sexy_Sakura · Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:58 pm Post subject:

You always hear how girls will go crazy for a guy with an accent. Not true. Not true at all. You ever been approached by a guy with an Indian accent? That shit is not hot. Picture this....*uses an Indian accent* "Hey baby. How are you doing? You are looking very sexy tonight."

Walk away, fella. Walk away.
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RockmanWilliam · Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:19 pm Post subject:

So's I was talking to him, and sos I says, "Hey you filthy bastard, those are PANTS!"
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