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Bad Stand-Up-Shtick! (a new and SEXY game!)
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:35 am    Post subject: Bad Stand-Up-Shtick! (a new and SEXY game!) Reply with quote

This is that game where you assume the personality of a bad comedian or late-night talk show host!

Now, there's many kinds of jokes that fall flat. Here's some.

A. Hackneyed, cliche, jokes (fuckin' women can't drive!!)
B. Jokes without a punchline (you know who's in the news? fuckin' michael jackson! I mean, c'mon! Thanks, great audience)
C. Dated political jokes (fuckin' clinton had sex! am i right?!)
D. Offensive jokes that aren't funny :/ (yeah, you know who I hate running into? fuckin' cripples takin' ecstasy with no hands! come on!)
E. the possibilites are endless...!?

Every post in the game tries to top the previous' bad bad joke. Now, if you can't think of anything, just start the game over again (say fuckin' start over or something). If you lose, I'll call you on it.

I've tried a few, now you! readysetgo!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And what's the deal with airline food? It's like if you want something that won't give you diarrhea, you gotta sell your soul, am I right?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And you know what else? Politics! I mean, enough is enough!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh jays farkin' chreeiisssi, I hate niggers! Thanks, guys! Wow, what a terrific audience!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One time, I was drivin' in the city and I came across a stop sign. Heeere's yer sign.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I call the act, "The Aristocrats!"
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And so then there was this fuckin' black woman, and she was stealing a car! But then she ran it into a fuckin' telephone pole because women can't drive!!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GIT-R-DUN!





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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You might be a redneck if you're stupid enough to embrace low-brow tastes in a non-kitsch manner. Trailing off that idea, remember how lame the Eighties were? Am I right or what? I mean, how did we do with the care bears? Yeah? Yeah? And how about Lindsey Lohan? She's skinny!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh no really, you're a great audience, but let me just point out...

(points)

thank you.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

so the artist formerly known as "prince" is "prince" again. well ha ha pal, maybe you should be the artist who frequently changes names! haha, but seriously folks.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and what happened to that popular trend that faded away? remember how ridiculous that was?!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

aa-hand you all know what those people who double post are like...
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you know who's dumb? the president.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, can you like, imagine what it'd be like if Bugs Bunny and Tweety Bird and all them smoked pot?!

(This was actually a local comedian's real set up.)
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