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Hooooomsar · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 12:21 am Post subject: Abortion Part 2

Abortion In advance!
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=4183089

Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 12:23 am Post subject:

I think she needs a manicure.
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THE Moosed · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 12:32 am Post subject: Re: Abortion Part 2

Steveo · Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 12:24 pm Post subject:

Cyberpumpkin · Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 2:49 am Post subject:

This thread is not getting locked why? Do we, indeed, need a discussion about genital mutilation? Hm?
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 3:04 am Post subject:

Steveo · Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 3:16 am Post subject:

DETACHABLE PENIS song

http://www.nerdland.net/users/drfrank/King%20Missle%20-%20Detachable%20Penis.mp3

A funny song made by King Missile.

Heres the lyrics:

Detachable Penis
by King Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

Thanx a friken lot ITS for IMing me
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MY BARF is TASTIER than Yours!!!

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 3:17 am Post subject:

uh...
ok, that might be slightly over the line...
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Hooooomsar · Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 3:26 am Post subject:

Cyberpumpkin · Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:54 pm Post subject:

You're right. I'll GTFO.
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RockmanWilliam · Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 9:06 pm Post subject:

Steveo · Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 9:42 pm Post subject:

GTFO means Get The Fk Out
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MY BARF is TASTIER than Yours!!!

RockmanWilliam · Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 10:03 pm Post subject:

DON'T DO THAT.
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